VJ waiving hello

[Luca brasi voice] VJ Edgecombe says hello

White House snitches
Tellin all their business
Sit in the court and be their own star witness
"Do you see the perpetrator?"
Yeah, I'm right here

VJ going crazy right now

Knicks letting the Hawks stick around like they did the Pacers last year

Lmao Josh Harris sitting courtside with Howard fucking Lutnick

Nike doesn't really make high top basketball shoes to play in either, which is what grown ups want to play in

Even Obama is trying to get some of the Mamdani Juice

Looks like a college court (derogatory)

The sixers' two-tone court looks like absolute shit

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A tweet and quote tweet with an image of Shai Gilgeous Alexander and Donovan Mitchell shirtless in underwear with their abs out side by side (two separate photos). Donovan has much more visible bulge than Shai. Chaos ensues when the tweeter compares them saying ‘WE OUTMEATED SHAI’ mar @marmentality WE OUTMEATED SHAI Follow HOLDDDDD airs SKIMS @skims • 9h Donovan Mitchell for SKIMS. The five-time NBA All-Star clinches the comfiest Mens underwear. As the Official Underwear Partner of the NBA, SKIMS is undefeated.

You: Using the term ‘Mogged’

Me:

Should have been The Flash Brothers

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I'll buy shit from eBay and it gets delivered in amazon packaging. Not reused packaging, but some sort of "I buy from eBay they buy from amazon and get it delivered direct to me" type of shit

"No Mercy"

Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl

My band is called Sugar Erection (in a confectioner's shop window)

One time I walked to get groceries and almost got hit by three cars on the way there and back not a good time

Nothing ruins a good walk more than groceries being somehow involved

Running from the grind, rip your career but I'm different, things of that nature

It's fun to think about what it would be like if Platner had a hammer and sickle tattoo instead. Same reaction from the party? Lol

National TV LaMelo

There was a really great show called "Years and Years" that had an episode where Trump nukes China and they really nailed what it feels like to be alive rn

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

Did some union organizing at work in 2024 and after 6 months of seeing how the labor orgs move I was like oh yeah we're getting Trump again, and nothing since then has suggested this was an unfair assessment.

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My favorite genre of pornog

That's right

That's right

Spurs/Nuggets was certified Real Hoops™