Fuck my savings account got raptured

This machine is antifa 🎸

Last American show of the year…

I hope they do You Can’t Party With the Lights On

Been watching cooking videos all day. Bout to put some spam into some ramen 🧑‍🍳

Watching cooking videos on my phone while watching cooking shows on TV only to get up and make a ham and cheese sandwich during the commercial break

Upcoming SNL board: Oct 4: Bill Burr/ Chappell Roan Oct 11: NBC Apology Oct 18: Series Finale

Part grocery store, part gas station food smorgasbord, 10,000 ways to get coffee — including a frappe robot, clean, not too crowded. Easy in, easy out. Lots of locations.

Updated gas station rankings 2025:

Kwik Trip
Wawa
Sheetz
Quick Trip
Casey’s
Loves
Maverick/Kum & Go
7-Eleven
Allsups
Wally’s
Stuckey’s
TA
Racetrac
Pilot
Sinclair
Circle K
Mom n pops with good bathrooms
Shell
Mom n pops with bad bathrooms
Mom n pops with no bathrooms
Buc-ees

Last US headlining show of the year. Catch us in Appleton tonite or find us in Europe this winter. #vffv

Private party

Des Moines peeps, go see the Vandoliers tonight at xBk!

DM me a name and I’ll guest list ya

Gonna be the best show of the tour. Trust me you don’t wanna miss this one 🤼‍♀️

This time…

Not us

Tag a friend you’d poop here with

Amerikinda #114: Ask Us Anything #3

Ask us anything No. 3 is live

open.spotify.com/episode/5enA...

Why design bathroom doors that don’t close all the way. Nobody wants to see what’s going on in here 🤦🏼‍♀️

It’s a great day to be alive

Can’t fuckin wait 🍾

@vandoliers.bsky.social #VFFV

Love it!!

On Their Fifth Album, Vandoliers Explore Life Behind Bars Fort Worth cowpunks play tonight at Sagebrush

On their fifth album, @vandoliers.bsky.social explore life behind bars. The Fort Worth cowpunks play tonight at Sagebrush.

Normalize throwing Bitches Brew on the TouchTunes to clear the riff raff out the bar

I am extremely nice. Not saying anything they won’t tell you themselves

Bout to make this new hat my entire personality 😎 🐮 👩🏼‍🎤 #cowpunkAF

Pretty much daily

Your favorite musician has definitely shit their pants before