Sleep Experts Suggest Cutting Back On God’s Light Before Bed

Sleep Experts Suggest Cutting Back On God’s Light Before Bed theonion.com/sleep-experts-suggest-cu...

Autistic woman prefers direct communication unless she has to do it An autistic woman who would prefer for others to deliver difficult truths to her without any ambiguity would also rather die than say a single stressful thing directly into another person’s face, it…

Beth Hapworth, 38, who needs clear and direct communication from others in order to avoid misunderstandings, has reportedly become an expert in dancing around, pussyfooting and eggshell-treading.

lol.

sometimes i can be waifu as FUCK

see ya soon

hello to everyone else included in the "anti-ai ai haters" blocklist the technical advisor of bluesky just followed 🫡 it's an honor just to be nominated

We go way back

one less problem without ya
i got one less problem without ya
i got one less problem without ya

oily boid catches the woim

butch wearing a shirt that says "my dick is a machine that turns women into single mothers"

this is not a safe space for harry potter fans btw sorry not sorry

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

The abundance of froyo is the only 2010s trend I want to return and be permanent

he’s just that good, there’s nothing we can do

S) Pukicho
F) Everyone else

If Bsky staff could see any of your posts making fun of them they'd be so mad rn

not playing cod every year isn’t gonna make the layoffs stop happening, KEITH

So it all started when I was born–

Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough

Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough theonion.com/soybean-wishes-it-could-...

god if only

he respects all women, including trans women

people like fred are allowed to breathe our air

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

woke 2

Grisham

Evil Dead Burn looks fucking incredible

The real reason more women should become ridiculous beefcakes is so men can be more afraid of us, they feel too safe around us at times

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

Please leave it.