this administration can't die off from all of the diseases they're leaving us all unprotected from fast enough (altho you know damn well all of them (well, maybe not RFK Jr, his brain worm said "no!") get all the vaccines).
how many pair of underwear do you have to leave out to add one more article of clothing?
Always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident. Mommalations, 24:7.
i put o'hare in that category, too. LAX is worse to get to/from than anywhere. ORD has the lowest on-time % of any airport in the US (fine for flying into/out of, but worst connection airport ever). ATL is just a monster, but i've had better luck there than ORD or LAX.
oh for real. i'm sure they'd kill for a stash of MREs now. whoever managed to stash some pogey bait before they deployed is probably very popular right now.
An ICE agent who allegedly pointed his gun at two drivers along a congested highway in Minneapolis in February has been charged with two counts of second-degree assault.
i'd rather just eat an MRE than that slop. and MREs made me miss C Rations.
c'mon guys we've had "an army marches on its stomach" for hundreds of years, did you already fuck up the greatest logistics machine in the world so bad they can't keep sailors fed
In the past everything was larger and the people, apparently, smaller
didn't "understand who they were?" or "just never cared beyond getting their vote?"
The negotiations failed? But we sent the guy who...<checks notes> ...can't order a dozen donuts without fucking it up.
🤔
lovely to meet a fellow WIS.
it will also probably be the most "defaced" monument ever built in the US.
How much do you worry about your *own* oligarch?
time to start firing all "the best people" again. and then blame them for everything, not the one constant in both administrations.
and Experts Struggle to Breathe while Laughing Hysterically.
TACO has no exit strategy. He's just blundering through and making markets yo-yo to enrich his friends and family with insider info.
Revenge is a dish best (soft) served cold.
NPR: Trump's VA killed a home loan program. Vets are now losing their homes because of it
Trump was warned this would happen. He did it anyway.
Now, over 10,000 Veterans lost their homes. 90,000 more are on track for foreclosure. On top of cutting jobs, slashing benefits and throwing our heroes into an unnecessary war.
The most anti-Veteran President in history.
One day, all of these ICE thugs WILL face the consequences of their actions.
or, as Trump has "accidentally" said, the "strait of trump" ::eyeroll::
Rep. Rosa DeLauro, top Dem on the House appropriations panel, says DHS is *choosing* not to pay TSA workers while paying its other employees.
She says:
85% of ICE + CBP are being paid
75% of Secret Service
0% of TSA workers
"The Department made that decision," DeLauro says on the House floor.
germany is where i learned to use mayo on fries.
There’s a shop outside of DC in VA called the German Gourmet that has all kinds of wursts that bring me back to living in Ludwigsburg back in the 80s. And legit German bier, like my fave doppel bock, Aventinus. Now you’re making me want to stop by this weekend and load up on wurst and bier.
Just such a complete douchebag.
Three images - First one is Scrooge talking from the balcony. He says "You, there boy! What day is it? Second image - a muppet on the street replying to Scrooge "It's the ides of march!" Final image is Scrooge again. He says "Then I haven't missed it!