ME: The events of the last few years have, I admit, shaken my belief that people are fundamentally good.

BASEBALL: Hey, Kelly….

This may actually delight standup comics more than anyone, for reasons that the nomenclature makes clear.

This new reboot of “House” seems different somehow, but I can’t put my finger on it…..

It’s a very good thing.

Guy Fieri bro hugging Andrew Tate is a deal breaker for me. Now Triple D stands for “Douchebags, Defendants and Domestic Abusers”

I mean, those two thoughts basically got a guy elected US president in 2024.

At this point, I don’t know whether to be glad that the latest crazy appears to be winding down or worried that this is just an opportunity to find a totally new, undefined crazy.

No, I didn’t block her. I enjoy target practice.

They must have.

And now, we get to the Viewer Mailbag segment of the program.

I’m not really a “When they go low, I go high” guy. I’m more of a “When they go low, I help them realize how much better the world is when you don’t go low” guy.

And yet here you are, attaching yourself remora fish-like to my thread, looking for the attention that might lead to your 154th follower.

People keep paying me to be funny. Do they pay you to be unpleasant, or are you just giving it away, unsolicited, because you’re lonely and irrelevant?

This week I learned that the surname of Iceland’s Prime Minister literally means “Frosty’s Daughter” and honestly this gives me enough joy to face the week ahead.

Came here to make this joke. Good work.

Absolutely clear-eyed take. And the rest of the world get that most foreign policy is aimed at getting enough leverage to make us hop in there, too.

How I arrived on Bluesky

He might well have a great career…I just hope he finds a role that’s right for him. 🙂

This is a bad take.

Both are great candidates. I’m not arguing with your preference.

But telling progressive Christians that you don’t recognize their existence, and that they can’t be nominated because of their faith, is a sure way to lose.

Christian nationalism isn’t Christianity.

Looks like Jacobs is double touching an Olympic gold.

Probably signalling distress.

This is going to upset a lot of people when they realize that this guy has Prime JFK Skills. He’s got to govern well, of course, but this guy is better at politics than most of us are at things.

Depending on how fast an Achilles heals, it’s possible that the Colts are about to enter this chat like the Kool Aid man.

I believe he’s headlining the alternative show under his stage name, Kid Rock.

Came here to say this. Hakeem Raptors jersey and Ewing Sonics jersey are similar items.

When was the narrative taken back?

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Thanks so much!

Turns out you can do a whole new “We Didn’t Start The Fire” based on the crazy 💩 Trump did since Jan 1st.

Oh, and I didn’t mean any shade by the comment. I’m watching football too, because sanity.

Funny sports comment, but the New England Patriots are decidedly not the Americans in most concerned about getting away with it right now.