Very true

The birds have told me that the goblin insurance have been trying to reach me about my Goblin Basher's extended warranty

@townguard.bsky.social evil ruffians absconded with my mushroom. They were atleast 3 apples tall and had pointed ears (not pointing fingers)

Jebediah

Not particularly fond of elves

The mushrooms of the enchanted forest are a pathway to abitilies many consider too cool for you to have.....

My condolences. I was once tricked by a particularly attractive squirrel....

They got me! Big scary spiders :(

I'm on an adventure into the caves below my village. Wish me luck!

Can confirm, this was my idea

Unfortunately, billions must try

We're gnoming around big time over here!

I like your thinking!

Now that I've returned from the heavens, I believe that some changes within the village are in order!

I'll be honest, I believe these divines have given me the slip. I don't think they care one bit about the enchanted forest!

My goodness.... The heavens are beautiful! I can see why the gods never do anything!

Hello my friends! You can now find GnomeBeard in the sky too! A terrifying notion if I were not so jolly. I shall endeavour to find my enchanted compatriots right away!