Happy MLK Day and MLK Day only.

I thought this was real for a second and my jaw dropped

Sounds fair to me!

Feels like 2024 was just yesterday…

My 2025 goal?! Make it to 2026!

This New Years feels less like a fresh start and more like FNAF turning to Night 5. Is it 6 am yet?

it’s wild how much of rightwing discourse and infighting are based around things that aren’t happening

Oh and can’t forget Piers Morgan…

Merry Christmas to every single cast member of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York except Donald Trump… go fuck yourself you orange prick! 🎄✨

Kinda over everything.

Like, what’s next?

I really couldn’t give a shit. Sorry.

i just love geriatric 74 year olds with throat cancer being in charge of the Democrats :3 🥰

really glad we finally have a national bird in a crumbling nation! thanks for nothing brainiacs

just watched it, liked, and subscribed. great video! i found you on tiktok originally then followed you to bluesky. can’t wait to see your youtube *boomy god voice* creations.

my heart actually dropped for a second holy shit

What a surprise, Trump suddenly says Project 2025 is good. Turns out he DOES know about it. What a shock.

Bankruptcy judge rejects The Onion's bid for Infowars The bidder that lost last month's auction of conspiracy theorist Alex Jones' assets had complained that the process was rigged and "fatally flawed."

www.npr.org/2024/12/10/n... This year couldn't get any worse :(

so uhh about those aliens…

bring down this wall gorf-the-frog!

they’re making jaking off illegal

Probably the only time I was grateful for a MTG tweet.

DEAR NANCY MACE, I’M SORRY I WASN’T YOUR MOTHER 😭

elon musk: here’s 100 million dollars

trump: thanks, here’s an unplugged controller

My whole attitude now is fuck it

if RFK bans gatorade i will make jan 6 look like 3 year olds “my little pony” themed birthday party

i’m sorry for saying sorry

jon stewart 2028

Whatever I was already dead inside.

“still punk as fuck” i whisper to myself as i load up 270-to-win for the third time today