So very frustrating. We abandoned after 40 mins of failed service

To decide on the most convincing words to tell the Australian people that they will be supporting the global bully. Once again.

Our whippy boy doesn’t like storms much either 🐶😞

Don’t like what you’re hearing? Just turn to insults. Are we out of the schoolyard yet?

As a general rule of life, never wear a peaked cap with a suit and tie
#uspol

As a person who prefers to pen things himself, I find the invitation to have things completed for me irritating.

Is the first one a whippet? They love a bit of a sprint…

Wondering why it has taken 3 days for Albo to send the ADF to fire ravaged VIC. They can’t fight fires but surely they could help with traffic management and people movements #auspol #vicfires

Biggest bully on the block

Reminiscent of the bridge of the Enterprise.

Thank goodness. We were. About to emit a tachyon burst from the main deflector array. Crisis averted. Situation normal

Or a wrapper of some kind?

As do we.

“There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark.” — J.R.R. Tolkien, TTT
#netzero #auspol

A cockatoo broke into our holiday apartment last week. I suggest you implicate them! 🪶

“Military secrets are the most fleeting of all.”
Spock, #TOS, The Enterprise Incident

Hopefully the Pentagon says No
#nucleartesting

And passing movie quotes off as text….

There’s a small exhaust port….

Mark Hamill: I got this….

Adulting is dumb!

Love a whippy at full tilt 🚀

Where’s your sense of adventure?!?

No one much likes her either…..

On 20 October 1955: The Return of the King - the conclusion to J.R.R. #Tolkien's epic masterpiece - was published. The Lord of the Rings has since sold over 150 million copies, being one of the best-selling books of all time. What are your favourite moments in this volume? #BookSky

Landscape orientation. Maybe?

Our PM flying out to meet DJT is big news down here. Am sure it will be worthwhile #eyeroll 🇦🇺

Sunrise over lake with snow capped peaks in distance

Good morning from the land of the long white cloud #sunrise #travel

This joke sucks

I correct punctuation in my AI prompts. Because I don’t want it to get the wrong idea…