I saw a black widow for the first time irl I was in HEAVEN shes so slaaayyyy leather queen 🖤🕷🕸

Bitch I just bought bleach, developer and dye WOO happy new yhair

Actually hate the discover tab on here LMAO like what the hell is going on over there THIS IS NOT MY TASTE CMON BLUESKY

Gonna get serious and go back to school and get my degree. Clown school seems fitting.

Gm hoes, bros, and nonbinary yo's
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I hope ur day is good and u see something cool or freaky today

I've never had acne until NOW‼️ IM 25 WHY DO I GOTTA LEARN TO DEAL W THIS SHIT NOW I FEEL LATE TO DA GAME

Good morning!! I live on the west coast now, so I wake up last and everyone is in the future

Thank u!! i had no idea how much i missed bluesky until now. Has the sudden urge to spew nonsense, and I just knew it was time.

Ur favorite yapper is back baby

Stop eating soys with the boys and come eat some beans with the feens

Bless my grandma for helping me get my car in working order! I also got a call back from the company I used to work for!! They have an opening, so I might get my old job back at another location 🥹♡

My car needs to be fixed now and I still haven't found a job THIS IS A NIGHTMARE

Tonight is gonna be SO TURNT I got fucking CHIPS AND ONION DIP HELL YEAH 🤪 GO STUPID 🤪 GO CRAZY 🤪

I need a Dr Pepper.

I hope today goes well. I'm feeling so down and depressed about not having a job rn. Stress keeps getting higher. Can't use my car rn because I can't even afford the insurance this month. Ugh.. life is rough rn

Happy Saturday, Caleb! Hope u get some nice weather today 🔆

Good morning Dave!! Have a good day today, okie 👍

Who doesn't love a good low poly cat

Happyy Caturday!! I'm blessing your feed with katamari cats 😽

🌞 𝕲𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌 🌞

I get so agitated when people come over to my place unannounced, especially when it's less than 2hr after I've woken up for the day. MY MEDS TAKE AN HOUR TO KICK IN MY BRAIN ISNT EVEN ON YET UGH

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Ok gn blooskee im gonna go watch invincible in mah room

Hope ur pillow nice and cold tn

Time to get the ass soap

Remember to do some self care before the day is over! Here's some examples if u need an idea♡
-make a nice snack
-have a nice cold or warm drink
-cry
-wash ur ass
-read a book
-wank
-ask someone for ten bucks
-crash tf out
-draw/write
-chat with a friend
-scream out your window (at night is best)
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Me sometimes: I need an adult 😭

Me realizing: 😭😭😭

Need me a big bowl of ramen and a nap. That would fix me.

Needs more stupid, otherwise accurate 👹

I think it's definitely time for everyone to rewatch Napoleon Dynamite

As full of spirit as the month of May

Lil art project of a spider made from wire and beads

Wire + bead spider next to a pen

I MADE A WIRE BEADED SPIDER AHH I LOVE IT im gonna make more today