me everyday except it's

Is that too intimate? I hit the pen :)

Is that too intimate? I hit the pen :/

a simple drawing, in flat color halftones of a yellow maneki neko holding an arrow and a laure wreath. She has skulls reflected in her eyes and is blowing a raspberry. Text above says “for victory over your enemies”.

For Victory Over Your Enemies ☠️ 🏹
#art

This skeet is making me think you know a lot more about what's happening under tennis shorts than I do

I think I have the same Zelda map framed in my house, and yet I don't have 2 joints? Make it make sense

The plug

the most feminine thing you can do is crash out

madonna - sex book (1992)

I was at the baseball park for over 7 hours today

I enjoyed this but I always find it funny that people describe new technologies as so seamless. Turning the radio on takes 1 button but connecting a Bluetooth speaker (especially in a household with more than 1 phone fighting for supremacy) is never, ever as easy.

I have connected with beautiful well dressed fuckboys with nothing to say from around the world on the Feeld application

I hand decorated something that my nephews fuck ass rich kid school recommended having PROFESSIONALLY decorated and today they were showing them off and ours was the best 😌🪡 another point for Aunty Dew keeping these kids out of the Bay Area singularity cult

We need more unsettling TV shows that stress you out

I feel like he had to skip Barcelona last year with rehab as well, right? I wonder if it could be a bad hard court to clay transition injury that's coming up year over year

I'm reading this absolute tome right now I don't mean just a big book I mean like a tome with a palpably malevolent aura around it and I want to read it on the subway but I just know I'll be photographed with my tome and posted with some fuckass caption like "bro thinks he's a warlock"

phone time at the gym is some sick shit

bluesky is down and it's going to stay down. bluesky is gone forever. it's gone forever and you're high. you're high and everyone knows it and you're going to be high forever too

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

AL HORFORD! HE HAS FIVE KIDS!

In all my years of fandom I have NEVER had a more love/hate relationship with a player.
First ballot HOF’er but mannnnnnn you gotta swallow a lot.
Most important Warrior after Steph for a decade.
Not one championship happens without him, yet reason we don’t have at LEAST one more.

yoda and mace windu, sitting on chairs, serious concentrated looks on their faces, holding ps2 controller, fingers on the buttons. a ps2 is on the ground.

illustration, official u.s. playstation magazine (2000) archive.org/details/offi...

oldboy (2003)

learned that the reason deer shed their antlers is because their testosterone levels drop as the mating season ends

and it’s like imagine if every time you came your penis fell off and a new one grew and with each successive penis it would grow larger

imagine finding a box of unbroken pocky in a post apocalyptic h mart

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

I will have you know behaved like a regular ol pervert would, thank you very much

"a bit" is really doing a lot of work here

not neurodivergent but I am trying to choose between watching Ersties porn or playing Civ 6 after work today because I have the house to myself

"capass (feral streep for capacity)"

I have learned so much useful lexicon today