Said it before. I'll probably say it again if Tom reshares his post or repeats it, anyway this chapter is one of the most interesting and entertaining bits of writing I read all last year.

That is really depressing. Let’s do something that no-one can see. That’ll teach him.

Reba and Ledoux

Rocco:”Who are you calling a bum?”

‘Ooh, this bum smells interesting!’

OMG! The cat distribution service has found you.
Go get the kitties.😻

My dad used to play this for us as kids and I still know a lot if the words.❤️

If anyone knows any LEEDS families, please share this with them. I have one more Easter holidays family comedy show and it’s Tuesday 14th. Ticket sales are currently low 😢 so any help spreading the word will be met with eternal gratitude!

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Gangs of London - just miserable and then you get shot.

At present I have 16,801 followers on Bluesky.

If each of those people read this extract and purchased the book (which of course would never happen) the royalties I received from that would not even come to half the sum my ex-publishers owe me.

I guess that's what you might call perspective.

Cat lying down with a 'cone of shame' on and a small wound on his side.

Oh dear. Mister Jingles is not happy.#Caturday

#Next #Sainsburys I know wide leg trousers are all the rage but can we please have some summer ones that are just straight-legged? Some of us are too clumsy for the wide leg!

Carol Kirkwood is obviously a lovely person and she has been great. Wishing her all the best. #BBCBreakfast

There’s one in the Next on Oxford Street.

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Just heard about this new website and wanted to share it here ❤️❤️❤️:
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Mathew Owen | Speech Writer | Manchester Bespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer.

If you know anyone who’s dreading putting together their wedding speech - send them my way! www.mathew-owen.co.uk

If you can re-post this I’d really appreciate it 👍

I know any win is a good win but the level of celebration for £1500 each when they had 23 points is a bit much. #TheChase

Finn

Thank you x

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative.

1) The smell of cats when they’ve been in the spring air.
2) Cold, sunny days
3) ‘Pan’ white bread toast with marmalade.

A collage of nine images featuring prints, a cushion, a mug, a T-shirt and a phone case.

I know I keep banging on about my designs but it’s not easy being a small business at the moment.
Take a look at my wares and please repost.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thanks!

This is unbelievable. Ridiculous decision, she is great as a dancer and person. #Strictly #SCD

What's My JND? Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?

What's My JND? 0.0056
Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Jessie Carter #Mums26
Thank you x

Evening.

Fond memories of working at NTL, woman rang up screaming at me. Her husband in background shouts at her, “don’t talk to them like that. They’re on fuck all”

Then he takes phone off her, and gives me a line which I have used myself since

“Do you have a manager you dislike intensely I can speak to?”

So sorry for your loss x

The presenters and commentators were all excellent. They deserve to be primary broadcaster.