He looks like he thought the house was empty when he took a shower, only to step out and be confronted by his mother in law.

Yes, your email does find me well

One of my local stores has these displays in a row in the liminal space between the cash registers and the regular shelves. Sometimes the contents are good, sometimes cursed.

Left: Minimal line art drawing of a cat that is enclosed in a pink rectangle. Label: Kitten is completely full of crimes Right: the same cat art but twice the size. The same size rectangle covers only the bottom of the cat. Label: Adult cat contains the same amount of crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors

people are so extraordinary in what they can do

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

That black cat named Moon at Stonehenge surrounded by its adoring crowd during this year's winter solstice

Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice

A krampus figurine with a goat face, yellow eyes and horns, wearing a tattered Santa jacket and holding a string of jingle bells

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the waaaaaa aaaaahhhhh

#krampus #sculpture #creepmas #clay

Whose bird this is, I think I know
His falcon cannot hear him though;
He will not see the widening gyre
That set the blood-dimmed tide to flow.

That great rough beast must think it queer,
That Bethlehem is very near
In what strange desert did it wake
As centers fell apart this year?

We wish you a Mari Christmas

a plate of cookies that look disturbingly like Sean Connery in Zardoz

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

this is mesmerizing

Digital illustration of a Honey Badger, an ill-tempered beastie, mostly brownish black except for the top of its head and back which are white. It has big front claws and is making a big rawr face. Badger is standing on what looks like a cube that has been cut out of the earth. The top is grass and two side faces of the dirt and clay cube showing outward are carved into letters spelling ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

A signup form for a dating site, showing two options under "I'm a" that are "Bouba" and "Kiki" and below that, an "Interested In" section that has the options of "Boubas", "Kikis", "Both"

signing up for the hot new linguistic dating site

Inside of me there are two lions. Both have anxiety.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Four panel comic. Comic panel one shows an otter peeking its head above water, raising a hand. Comic panel two shows the otter diving back under the waves with a splash. Comic panel three shows a cat on on some rocks by the water. The cat thinks “holy crap.” Comic panel three zooms into the cat’s face. The cat thinks, “A MERMAID”.

a green square that says "fast food meals. new phenomenon burger taste. $19.90. order via seamless" and in the corner is a non-euclidean cluster of chicken finger.

a very normal 5-star review that says "I would be lost without restaurant. I would like to personally thank you for your outstanding product." - Nina Margaret, CEO apple.

another normal review that says "without food, we would have gone bankrupt by now. thanks food! the service was excellent." John Doe, manager.

an AI image of a pastrami sandwich. not to overuse the word non-euclidean but what else can I say to describe these layers of meat? this one also has some kind of yellow sauce leaking out of the bottom, and another yellow sauce being sensuously drizzled on top. in the lower right corner are baffling tubes that sort of look like if roasted carrots fucked a soft pretzel.

my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)

The sun hitting the stone of the archway and the land beyond as it rose behind me this morning. Photo taken in St Michael's tower on Glastonbury Tor.

A very accurate description of Montreal

Spiders Georg has apparently been exerting evolutionary pressure on the population.

Sign for furniture showroom that reads SHACK OF SIT

As for my favourite spoonerized business name, it will never not be this furniture showroom in New Zealand...

A sign that reads WAYS TO WIN MY HEART: BUY ME YARN, GIVE ME YARN, BE YARN

Out and about in Oslo! I saw this sign on a yarn store, but missed the first bit at first, so it looked kind of like a threat to knit the giver.

Vibrantly colored illustration of six classic Batmans, each in different color of the rainbow and posing flirtatiously. Drawn by me in 2022.

Happy Pride Month 🌈🦇

Crocheted shawl in bi pride colours, spread out on a wooden floor. Pattern from Red Teapot Atelier again.

Happy Pride everybody, I made a Bisexshawl.

Me giving myself little affirmations in the mirror

"Monster Truck Cookies" on a shield. A robotic dinosaur "eats" a car. "Jurassic Age Returns...Transaurus, The Crime Fighting Dinosaur"

Transaurus Cookies (1993-1993): In the midst of monster truck mania, we got these bite-sized vanilla butter cookies, part of a collectible line, honoring the transforming, fire-breathing, car crushing, and apparently CRIME-FIGHTING dinosaur robot, Transaurus

Before I go into today's dystopian nightmare, let's take a minute to bring down your blood pressure. Here is one of my favorite creatures, the #RedPanda. Enjoy. #nature #animals