Force-Feeding Toadsworth Sand Particles & Mud

This Shine Sprite Is Intentionally Nigh Impossible to Collect Just So I Can Make Fun of You for Struggling (Also Known As: You Stupiddddd LMFAOOOOO Ur So Stupid How Can You Suck This Bad at Video Games Loser Aahhhh Hahahah)

Road to the Big Windmill

It’s Trans Day of Visibility and This Dude Is Still Just Mindlessly Collecting Shine Sprites

Bowser Jr's Baptism

Suck It, Toadsworth!

Constructing the Condom

Piss You off for Pleasure

The Secret of My Bullshit

Shadow Mario at Your Ass Again

The Destiny of Mario

The Chain Chomp Isn’t the Only One Who Needs a Bath Right Now Old Buddy

There’s Something Eerily Liminal Yet Strangely Comforting About This Shine Sprite

For Fuck's Sake! FLUDD’s Drunk Again

I’d Do Literally Anything in My Power to Never Have to Deal With You and Your Bullshit Again

Toss a Toaster Into Ricco Harbor Right Next to Those Fuckass Inner Tube Piantas

Super Mario Sunshine Now Requires ID Verification in Order to Collect Certain Shines

Constipation With Frustration

Wouldn’t It Be Funny if I Killed You and You Died

The Horror

Sand in Your Ass

Bro Shut Up For a Moment Did You See They Made Woke Miis Hoooly Shit

Scrub My Bells

Turbo Nozzle Fuckass Garbage Busted Bullshit

10 Thousand Cataquacks Vs. the Military

Go in My Fuckin Bottle and Collect My Teeny Tiny Trinkets

The Woke Left Wants to Turn It Into Noki Gay

I Miiiiiiiight Have Just FLUDDed My Pants

A Pornography Predicament

Wait, They Aren't Called Piñatas? A Little Late to Be Telling Me That... Oopsie Doodles