[pointing to screen] that's Jerry; he's verified but mostly a figurehead.

holding a seance so i can call thomas edison a psycho

Should be on everyone's "wish he was my dad" list

UNFOLLOWED FOR SMOKING

I’m struggling really bad without a dryer and my phone bill is due tomorrow. Please help if you can or at least boost!

Bonks idiots who don't know shit from apple butter * Follows Shiba Inus & people whose bios say #FckPutin Enjoys making children's books into memes #NAFO

Bio is just straight up cursed

This guy's been in the job for a year and a half and his only ideas have been "dress up nice for airplanes" and "train but faster"

I like how the screenshot being obscured makes it look like he specializes in "religion, culture, and Dreher"

When he removed the scissors he became Edward Hands and then nobody liked him anymore

me crying after watching Lilo & Stich off too many edibles: Obama means family

“Over on Twitter, they’re” shhhhh. Shhh.

Shh.

ok hear me out

He drank from the one full of ozempic

Dude looks like he's about to call for the destruction of the Jedi

TRAGIC: These special glasses are making our troops look like douchebags

Billy Pornhub

NOPE too sexual

When did the internet become such a prude

if you love it so much why don’t you marry juana

banned from a cat owner advice forum for being too sexy smh

IT'S 'LIKE A PRAYER', BETHANY. GET SOME CULTURE

depends if it's bluetooth enabled

Everyone disliked that.

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

It's just Tims all the way down

Print has really gone to shit

(also pee)

I get that

Louie turn around you're missing out!

This is actually how I get all my news