IT WAS GOOOOOD

M.C. HAMMER FAMILY AFFAIR 1998

NO POINT IN PUTTING IT OFF.

TONIGHT I'M GONNA EAT SO MUCH PASTA

FAMILY AFFAIR IS *TWO FUCKING HOURS LONG* NO I'M NOT PUTTING THAT ON RN.

MC Hammer - Hammer Time Bringz It (ft. Hurt-M-Badd) (Remastered) YouTube video by PacMusic

I AM CURIOUS AS TO WHAT HAMMER'S LIFE WOULD LOOK LIFE IF THIS GOT RELEASED, BUT THAT'S REALLY JUST ASKING WHAT THE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE IF TUPAC WASN'T KILLED.
STANDOUT TRACK:

Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

FF7 intro sweep is nice and smooth without the train wheel cuts #nintendo64

BECAUSE HE'S COOL.

MC Hammer - Too Late Playa (ft. Danny Boy, Big Daddy Kane, 2Pac & Nutt-So) (Remastered) YouTube video by PacMusic

AFTER THE LAST ALBUM'S LENGTHY PRAISE SONGS I WAS NOT EXPECTING A POSSE TRACK THAT BOILS DOWN TO I" FUCKED YOUR GF LOL."

M.C. HAMMER TOO TIGHT 1996 (UNRELEASED)

AN UNRELEASED ALBUM WITH DEATH ROW RECORDS? THIS I GOTTA SEE.

Everything Is Alright YouTube video by MC Hammer - Topic

I THINK IT'S AN INTERESTING DIRECTION TO GO IN AFTER HEADHUNTER, BUT ALSO HOLY SHIT EVERY SINGLE SONG WAS MULTIPLE MINUTES TOO LONG.
STANDOUT TRACK: AND NOT JUST BECAUSE IT'S THE SHORTEST.

He Keeps Doing Great Things for Me YouTube video by MC Hammer - Topic

I APPRECIATE THIS AS A SINCERE EXPRESSION OF FAITH AND DEVOTION AND I'M GLAD THAT HAMMER IS UNAFRAID TO SPEAK HIS TRUTH LIKE THIS.
ALSO 6:41 ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS NEEDED TO END TWO MINUTES IN.

Poe: you know, many say that moby dick is cosmic horror
Lovecraft: what? no it's not!
Lovecraft: it's about a whale!
Herman Melville: it's not about a whale
Melville: it's about how i'm going to attack and dethrone god

AN ALBUM ON MC HAMMER'S YOUTUBE RELEASES LIST. IT'S JUST TITLED "HAMMER".

THERE'S ALSO THIS ALBUM ON HIS YOUTUBE RELEASES PAGE THAT'S JUST CALLED "HAMMER"? I THINK IT'S THERE BY ACCIDENT??

WIKIPEDIA, DISCOGS, AND HIS YOUTUBE RELEASES PAGE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT ALBUMS THIS IS GONNA BE A PAIN IN THE ASS THE DEEPER INTO THE "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT" YEARS I GO.

OK HAMMER? I LIKE YOU. HELL I MIGHT ACTUALLY LOVE YOU.
BUT YOUR SONGS DO NOT NEED TO BE OVER 5 MINUTES LONG.

IDK, KINDA.

THE PROLIFERATION OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES IS IN FACT A CALCULATED AND WELL FUNDED PROJECT. IT'S NOT JUST INSANE CRANKS SCREAMING ABOUT INSANE CRANK SHIT.

p1 - 2 Orcs confront The Punctuator, an adventurer wearing Riddler-style tights but with ! and , as well as ?, in a hallway. Orc Classic (brandishing a standard wooden club): There Human! We go hit it with CLUB New Orc: NO! p2 - New Orc is proudly wielding a selfie stick. Orc Classic is like 'whaaaa??', and shooting out 3 big sweats NO: Me not use BRANCH from TREE to hit human... Tree not even real underground! NO: Me find strong metal 'Selfing Stick!!' p3 - Orc Classic (OC) is drawn in a dramatic, more realistic style against a dark background that is falling to pieces. Behind the main OC, transparent vignettes reflect its mental state Narration: Becomes Old Narration (OC inspects its own wooden club. A worm is peeking out of a hole in it): Experiences gulf separating orc generations Narration (OC is doing the 'Platoon pose', more or less): Acquires individual self p4 - OC starts lying down on the floor OC (handing club to The Punctuator, who is taken aback): Oh... Me so tired... You hold this, me lie down. OC (sotto voice)": me too old now. for this SHIT p5 - small sub-panel showing P looking confused p6 - a polaroid-style photo print in which P is holding NO's weapon arm to take a selfie together. Meanwhile she is stabbing her cutlass clean through NO's torso, + blood is spraying all over. In the background, we can see OC has been decapitated. The iOS pig emoji and the 100 emoji have been applied to the photo. On the bottom, "Orcs Rule 2026!" has been written in ballpoint pen

849 - Human Tools Not Dismantling Human House

p1 - The reality-reshaping Normal Man from 848 leans forward in his armchair to turn the dial of his CRT TV. The corn cobs are gone from his ears, and the plaque commemorating them is gone from the cube his TV rests on. Normal Man: Well, that's enough of that. TV (rocker): Sneecher wants 2 see me afte- TV (dial): click p2 - the TV shows a downtown scene of destruction, smoke billowing from broken buildings. The chyron reads 'scene of devastation' TV (news): -A rogue SNEECHER has attacked downtown! Scientists think a guy who reshapes reality manifested it. NM (looking at the camera, shooting out 3 sweats): They better not be talking about Me!! p3 TV (news): We fired the scientists for being woke/gay. NM (looking relieved): whew. TV (news): We'll solve the problem by being mean to minorities, etc. NM: Hmm. p4 NM (looking at the camera again): That stuff isn't my responsibility. I can't just reshape reality to be good, it reacts to my unconscious fears + expectations. NM: so don't be mad at me!

852 - Return of Sneecher

An underreported story is how digitally illiterate, stupid, naive and horny the remaining MAGA men are.

PCSX2's Hardware Renderer has gained support for AA1!

AA1 is the PS2's name for antialiasing, which works by adding partially transparent pixels to the edges of lines and triangles to give a softer edge.

Fixes games like God of War and more!

Silicon Valley has forgotten what normal people want Did the tech industry get high on its own supply?

from the annals of getting high on your own supply (gift link) www.theverge.com/tldr/915176/...

Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back to a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”

IT SAVES PUBLIC MONEY to house people.

I GOTTA SAY I'M NOT REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO HIS PATRIOTIC POST 9/11 ALBUM. SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT'LL BE A DIFFICULT LISTEN IN 2026

I'LL GRAB THEM DURING MY LUNCH BREAK NO BIGGIE.

I couldn't help myself

Having received so much love for our good old #MoonChild game, we are happy to give love back to the game community by releasing the Moon Child source files + assets.

Details can be read in the ReadMe text. We're looking forward to see what you're going to create! 💚

bitbucket.org/rhinoid/moon...

I FORGOT MY EARBUDS THIS MORNING.
>: (

M.C. HAMMER INSIDE OUT 1995

THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD PIXAR MOVIE.