Sorry I’ve been quiet I randomly get bored of apps like this lol

January is when they recharge fr

Update: his dad is actually kinda based

Just stalked his dad on Bluesky lol

I have popular from wicked stuck in my head and I haven’t even seen the movie

Just did karaoke where I butchered Miley Cyrus’s party in the USA

Tbh I didn’t either but I always just took him at face value that he thought they were cups

phordvpns tweet saying “was everyone else unaware of "phil drinks out of vases" being an intentional bit or am i just more autistic than i thought😭😭😭”

That wasn’t serious???

REAL last year it was 3

Dan: My friends and family don't know me that well and it annoys me sometimes… Like sometimes people will bring me a gift and it's like, Phil can't have chocolate. Why'd you do that? You idiot, grandma! Phil: Your grandma's not an idiot!

The we/us pronouns strike again, how dare Dan's family buy him a gift that Phil can't share

*phannie I have to pee so my brain isn’t working shush

Helllppp I was originally an insta family back in the day lol

Blue sky

I need Dan and Phil over here and asking for like Bluesky posts or something so I can stop using that cursed app lol

I did not beat my sad about a guy era out of my Spotify Wrapped lol oh well MCR number 1 though

In North Korea girl meme

Daniel Howell texting me

If you’re a Dan and Phil fan, you might get a jumpscare text by Dan Howell on instagram

thank you my other beautiful wife dan howell for your service to this cuntry 🫡

Ss of an email Grade: A Brilliant! The best paper I got in Austen this semester.

apparently the prof agrees lol

UPDATE apparently it was the best paper ever lol

Then followed up with another: Jane Austen’s novel did not hint at any sexual, horny dreams of Catherine being victimized by Henry Tilney like in the film.

LMAO

I literally wrote an essay with this as a sentence: This is the most explicit scene of Catherine’s eroticism connecting Henry to the gothic novel, as the other ones could be considered stretches, but there is no denying that Catherine connects her horniness for Mr. Tilney to these gothic tropes.

I’m THAT 4th wheel on a shopping cart

I wanna tickle fight him! unfairrrr to be apart rn

Daniel Howell’s instagram post of an alien with a name tag that says “hi my name is A.Leon.” Dan Howell is holding up his fingers to look like brackets referencing his first ever YouTube video where he said “hi my name is… [Dan.]”

Helpppp this is iconic

Call it Jellyfish (PHAN) and the jellyfish is a metaphor for something DEEP like depression since it’d be one of those edgy mental health aus

Dan Howell staring at a jellyfish in an aquarium

This photo would be the cover of an edgy fan fiction on wattpad for sure

Dan and Phil and a saw shark

Why do I love this so much Dan and Phil and a little saw shark guy going 😐

A picture of Dan Howell reposting an instagram post he had just posted and deleted

Oh boy I totally never seen this post before first time seeing it wow thanks for the new content Dan and Phil

YouTube annotations were so camp

Dan post again