Someone gotta give that dude a raise.

What're your go to salad additions? Looking to spice things up but can't have seeds/nuts

I hate that wordless smug "I'm about to demonstrate how amazing I am" smug face that tiktok has homogenized, usually accompanied by pointing

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A billion digital cards coming atcha because you won solitaire wow bouncing everywhere so many multiplying cards wow

Use really expensive cards like gold-plated cards to play solitaire and then when you win and the cards multiply and shoot everywhere in victory collect them and resell them that's how you become a solitamillionaire

A web page showing that the user must pass a human verification test with the steps 1. Press Windows Button + R 2. Press CTRL + V 3. Press Enter

I’m surprised I’ve not seen this before

logged onto Threads for the first time in months and lord it’s gotten MESSY

i read this as "blue light up button" and i thought you meant like my turn-on indicator light.

Me: *pretends to be shocked at therapist saying I'm ADHD*
Also me: looking all over for the household scissors, eventually giving up and using my fingernails.
Also me: finding the scissors in the shower??? days later and asking "who TF put these in here?"
Spoilers: it was me.

List of Banks that has failed us already.

there is something so wild about playing the video game you work on during the weekend whilst literally slowly getting the sunday scaries for monday..

It kinda doesn't matter since Catholicism's teaching about immigrants already says you should be nice to them, but the fact that the Haitians in Ohio are mostly Catholic themselves makes JD Vance's Nazi condemnation of them even more obviously sinful and wrong from a Catholic perspective.

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Ok this The Onion for Autism website is legitimately hilarious

thedailytism.com

People think she's important and worth celebrating and defending because she did Nazi propaganda so well. I wish there was a single sentiment in that sentence that was made up. Alas and alack

This is a funny joke but you can find people defending Leni Reifenstahl on letterboxd

not now kitten mommy's influencing the child emperor