Thank y’all both so much! 🥰

Can confirm that we did, indeed, do a double-take 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG that was so funny! 😆

And it genuinely makes us so happy that there are lines that slap for people! 🥰

The idea of "subtle merch" is such a brony coded term. I'm 39 years old, I'm wearing my loud ass Hellaverse merch because I don't give a fuck if people want to judge me on my interests.

In the trailer we'll have some hint about Barbie and Blitz reunion in season 3 and this short is a prologue to that.

and then, after 4 minutes of shenanigans she just want to relax in front of the TV with some stupid tv shows but whatever she was watching is interrupted by the trial and she sees her brother almost being executed live. We see her face dropping and then the short ends that way.
We all die. The end

#HelluvaBoss I'm gonna drop a theory about the new short here and Friday we'll know if I was right or not: Barbie will go throught a lot of inconvenience and shitty thing during her day, but not sad/traumatic, things like something is wrong with her car or shitty clients at work or something ->

Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!! We’re so happy you like this story so much! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Also, we’re flat-out DYING at the highlighted bit 😂

Like, yep! Behold my well-written prose! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LoL No 😂 He was freaking humongous

Legit one of the biggest gators we’ve ever seen and our camera did him zero justice

He was easily as long as our kayak 😍

Sitting in a red rental kayak with a trash grabber between our feet ^_^

One of our fellow volunteers accidentally biffed it right after launching 😬

This big guy was HUGE! (American Alligator) 😍 And so very chill! We’d gotten a little close, scanning for trash, and then looked up to see him looking at us from a few feet away! He didn’t bellow, didn’t make any kind of fuss; just watched us like “Hey. ‘Sup? Nice morning, amirite?” 😂

An osprey in the trees directly overhead! I wish our zoomed out camera could have seen it as clearly as we did! 🥰

Over 2 years since we last got to kayak and then spring cleanup at a state park finally broke our dry streak! 😍

Moment we heard “kayak crew” we were ON IT! 😍

Saw a gator and an osprey on our way back in! 😍

💔💔💔💔😢🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

We don’t have words because the Tism is extra Tisming today

I love it when Viv just casually decides to start a dumpster fire 🤣🤣🤣🤣

All it took was this one word and now everyone is losing their goddamn minds 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#ChaosQueen

*bleats pathetically on the floor!!!*

say it... 👄
page 8-9/9
#helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo

say it... 👄
page 5-7/9
#helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo

say it... 👄
page 1-4/9
#helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo

Seriously!!! 😂 It hits us right in the AuDHD that legit fucking HAAAAAAAAATES feeling trapped like that 😂

Real world similarity is “out of the house with other people and we can’t go home until our ride feels like it” 🫠

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 It’s just so cozy and nice compared to the real world!

a person with a face on their head is walking through a grassy field behind a chain link fence . ALT: a person with a face on their head is walking through a grassy field behind a chain link fence .

We forgot how annoying it is in #ACNH when you make the mistake of accepting a neighbor’s invitation to hang out at their house 🤦🏻‍♀️

No, I don’t wanna stay longer, now LET ME LEEEEEEEAAAAAVE!!!!! 🤬

Neighbor: *keeps refusing to let me leave*

Me: Cool! Fuck you! *exits the game and restarts*

Photo of a plant (Sarcopyramis sp. Sumatra Blue) that has a blue iridescence and small white shines/spots/hairs/idk, making it appear like a starry night sky

Photo of a plant (Sarcopyramis sp. Sumatra Blue) that has a blue iridescence and small white shines/spots/hairs/idk, making it appear like a starry night sky

Photo of a plant (Sarcopyramis sp. Sumatra Blue) that has a blue iridescence and small white shines/spots/hairs/idk, making it appear like a starry night sky

Photo of a plant (Sarcopyramis sp. Sumatra Blue) that has a blue iridescence and small white shines/spots/hairs/idk, making it appear like a starry night sky

Tell me this isn't exactly the kind of plant that Blitz would see on a mission and bring back home for Stolas

If I see people say "omg she's so mean" or "yet another female character Vivzie ruined" I'm killing someone

Let her be bad, let her be complex and shove your stupid "women must be good" up your ass.

We’ve started playing #ACNH again after ages of not looking at it.

I can’t wait to catch my sharks and big river fish and cicadas again 🥲🥰

Stolas in Sinsmas

😍😍😍

Beautiful Crime - Tamer
The Warmth - Paris Paloma
Hymn for the Weekend - Coldplay
Afterlife - Hailee Steinfeld
Doomed - MAPHRA (BMTH cover)
Missing You - Stephen Sanchez
Black & White - Jeremy Zucker
Rain - Sleep Token
Undisclosed Desires - Muse
The Fate of Ophelia/Opalite - Taylor Swift

Genuinely can’t sing this without choking up 😭

We did a thing last night 😈

#Stolitz #CamBoyAU #StolitzFics #HelluvaFics #HelluvaBossFics #PornWithPlot

archiveofourown.org/works/827154...

Seriously! 😭 I’d be ready to shake the ever-lovin’ “how fucking dare you?!” out of them!!!!

a man in a suit and tie is scratching his head while standing in front of a crowd . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is scratching his head while standing in front of a crowd .

and it took at least an hour of Tism Rage and trying different shit before the Chapter Notes finally showed correctly again 🙃

Anyone else having some seriously WTAF issues with Chapter Notes showing in the incorrect chapters on @archiveofourown.org?

We just had some on trying to update #ISeeYou and, while it's finally showing correctly?

Chapter 1 notes were glomming onto the end of Chapter 3 that we just posted

Sure, but when he first presents the book to Stolas, it’s fully in color, and then it turns monochrome as Paimon floats it to him. 👀

Like, I get that that’s what Paimon’s magic looks like, but the metaphor still fits. Esp given how absent Paimon is from Stolas’ life like color is from his magic 👀