lyndon b johnson:

Ya I wanna come too

My brand is ✨strong✨

@pandershirts.com babes

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Any OGs on here remember when I had a whole YouTube series with me doing exactly this every single episode

It’s me, I’m Boston driver.

And like all joking aside: Boston drivers are the best* drivers.

*they will kill everyone else on the road and accompanying side walks if the situation calls for it and they’ll do it without spilling a single drop of Dunkin

Me when stuff gets serious: “i can handle this, I’m from Boston”
Me when stuff gets Silly: “ah I can’t, I’m from New York”

Not to be all newyork-y but that would be a lateral move

she's activating the microchips

much penis, very fat

every day I grow more anti-senate lol like fuck allllllll 50 of those fucks

Something tractor something something pig pen something heavy seed load

Including my cursed ones or?

Chuckie from Good Will Hunting, played by Ben Affleck, asking "You know what the best part of my day is?"

Chuckie from Good Will Hunting, played by Ben Affleck, saying "It's for about ten seconds: from when I open BlueSky and it's broken and I'm waiting for it to load."

Chuckie from Good Will Hunting, played by Ben Affleck: "'Cause I think maybe it'll never load and they'll never fix it and you won't be there."

Hbd king

Be the shutting the fuck up you want to hear in the world.

He skeeted, trying to refresh gaypornsky on his already overheating iPhone, as the Bluetooth speaker sputters and skips because the drag queen podcast isn’t loading right.

whenever the WiFi is spotty I’m 🤞 it’s the grid going down for good

Mood

the VP being a fucking groyper nazi should probably be a bigger story

I think I should go work at costar

The September/August Virgo split

From the breakin of the day
Till the middle of the night

I’m the madame of a chicken thigh brothel

Had therapy and didn’t cry and am gonna reward myself with an early bedtime

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Fuck yes to the calf Ugg tho