I will try unplugging them and plugging them back in

Today at the ASPCA Volunteer Appreciation Party we are learning that I positively rule at Pictionary.

IN MY DEFENSE it was extremely difficult and unintuitive to discover the memory space but once I did I saw that there were a billion apps that I DID NOT INSTALL and do not use and I just had to purge those suckers. GIVE ME A PRESENT I DID A SCIENCE.

[scrolls up and down the volume at will with wild abandon and a song in my heart]

It was completely out of memory and sometimes the volume would sometimes lock up and either way too loud or way too soft and I just accepted this as one of those things that I as a fundamentally irredeemable and imperfect human should have to deal with and anyway it's all just therapy fodder.

I solved a tech issue with my TV that has been plaguing me for literal YEARS and it was a very stupid fix but I figured it out on my own and really, this is as accomplished as I've felt in months, I'm gonna take myself out tonight.

Governor McMaster, Audubon Celebrate Prothonotary Warbler Designation at Beidler Forest Bipartisan effort highlights South Carolina’s “swamp canary” and the forests it depends on.

Good choice, South Carolina www.audubon.org/south-caroli...

Maybe there’s more to life than basketball. Is what I always say.

OK, nobody told me about the unholy stink when your freshly painted radiators turned on for the first time. Wowza.

This… this is supposed to be fun, right?

Basketball is my life I’ve always said this

Yes AND hire good comms people who know how to walk between worlds and talk like a human to all kinds of audiences, I might know a few dozen criminally underemployed folks who would be happy to help

This is how the Eighty Years’ War started, don’t look into it.

Never mind, clown show Phillies baseball is back in session, hockey take me away

FELIX REYES IS THE GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER OF ALL TIME

WELCOME TO PHILADELPHIA FELIX REYES MY NEWEST MOST FAVORITEST SON

This is apparently the weekend the signal went out to women in NYC to stop wearing winter coats that look like bathrobes and start wearing summer dresses with vertical blue and white stripes.

The worst.

Happy SEJ conference to those who celebrate, if you’re having fun, I don’t wanna hear about it.

PAID? To talk about BIRDS? IMAGINE.

Not for pay though hahahahahaha come on be serious

I just led a Zoom training about birds I feel so alive

I would like to thank me from several weeks ago for freezing a McGriddle so I can have lunch today even though my apartment is in shambles.

We are memory holing the entire W Administration and acting like no one could have predicted this, and while the current Situation is certainly wild, we left the gate unlocked a long time ago.

Update to update: I took myself on a little 10 PM walk to the grocery store as a treat.

COME, VOID, AND WELCOME

Update: lolololol not a chance, gonna go stand by the trash chute to feel a little outside

I assure you, you do not.

I saw about 10 words of the latest RFK Jr freakshow story and said audibly, to no one "oh no, no, we don't have time for this."

Robyn’s bedroom, empty except for a bare mattress on a bed frame, with two windows showing the East River and Roosevelt Island.

I do at least have the windows open and the breeze coming through and this gorgeous view, which is why I still live in this little hovel 17 years later, but it’s still not proper outside. I do not need the housebound Robert Louis Stevenson ailing Victorian child experience today. I want to be out.