I call BS (especially Alito)

If Bluesky dies, I'm going down with the ship like those orchestra players on the Titanic.

Dangit, why didn't I say English SHITE tonne?

Nice

Sorry to be a buzzkill (421st repost)

Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies

Right outta Fat Albert's junkyard

Looks like the meat tried to make a break for it

This is the way.

Gra-veeeeeee!
GRAAA-vy Crockett!

Nice! I will check it out

Since a hoodie is very rarely "dirty" (unless you spill something on it), I have a rotation of 5 or so hanging on a coat rack in the closet at all times in various stages of wear.

That looks dang good

Smoke bomb!

It's ok, I'm going to use the MIB forget ray on myself.

oh no

Me too, and I did not know this

Hahaha who buys the variety pack?

Yeah but he doesn't know where they're at.

Inventory of Beck’s estate:
-2 turntables
-1 microphone

They call it a catapult, but it can pult other animals, too.

Before or after?

When this happens I feel abandoned. C'mon man, I was only pretending I knew how to spell this, you were supposed to have my back!

white-knuckling

How many planktons make one ton?

I second this.

Tri-fried.

New band name, I call it

"Aesthetic Harm"

Do you ever feel insulted when it throws in something that you have to skip

Swedish Death Metal Cassette Matthew and the Arrogant Sea · The Glooms Pt. 1 · Song · 2017

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