Gosh darn it.

Makes our beaks drop off.

That will be the porn version yes.

Or possibly not if this traffic is anything to go by. 😐

Finally off to see Project Male Hairy at the cinema.

A succulent Chinese meal.

Damn!

Yes, and they do loads of other stuff.

It's nothing to do with Waitrose anymore.

Imo Ocado is the best because they rarely do substitutes. They have a more efficient way of organising stock. And you can get a midweek pass for deliveries which saves a fair bit.

We stopped all flea treatments on ours a couple of years ago. Not only are they not troubled with fleas, our relationship with the cats has improved immensely now we aren't molesting them with smelly chemicals every month.

Yuck, horrible stuff. I don't know what people see in it.

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You've moved to North America?

That was a tough watch for me too. Lasts a lifetime.

Hopefully she's still kicking herself.

There was an albino badger right here, honest.

Saw the albino badger but it was too quick for me. Snatched a hot sweet potato and ran. Hope she/he didn't burn his/her mouth.

You lucky thing! I still treasure my kazoo from when I went.

The costs are in dollars. Maybe this is an American supermarket? If so, why is a UK newspaper going on about it?
And I'm pretty sure fresh produce can be found even in a US supermarket.

Unfathomably dim.

Enormous cat sprawled on small woman. Like I'm being attacked by a kangaroo.

Size of this fucker.

I hope it passes quickly and completely.

Been to an osteopath?

In Croydon, on an arduous trek to find the lost source of the River Wandle.

Not a house mouse, a wild creature brought in by the cats.

Wales: embarrassed raptor* gets trapped on sun deck, has to accept assistance from mere mammal to get back in the air

*possibly a red kite?

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I would make an absolute fortune if that were a thing.

I had a door open for 30 fucking seconds to put a mouse outside and I have at least two mosquito bites. 😫

Outstanding!