Deadass was just thinking of practicing saying “oh my preferred church is the Satanic Temple 🤗 really send them running for the hills lmfao

Deadass 🤣 he said “oh 😅 okay” and walked away. I feel like I cracked the “leave me alone” code

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Young white man in a button down sweater vest combo approaches me in the parking lot:
Excuse me 😃 would you like to come to church on Sunday??

Me: *shakes head violently* ATHEIST!!!! 🗣️

……… this is so overly freaked out 😅

Just came back from trying the strawberry cheesecake swirl 🤗 8 outta 10. Not extremely different from the regular strawberry flavor but still good

I refused too 🤣 and then I was irritated they kept it on the menu for damn near 3 months!! Like of all flavors to give an extended vacay why choose the least appealing one!

I like trying out the seasonal flavors and I don’t remember ever having to pay a surcharge for them. I give it til the end of this year before they’ve jacked up the price so much that I go back to making my own cakes

NOBODY WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT I CAN FINALLY UPLOAD MY OWN GIFS ON HERE???!

Regular flavors went up 50¢ a couple weeks ago and now all of a sudden the seasonal flavors and gluten free flavors have +$1.50 up charge now
(I haven’t confirmed if it’s just my location on bullshit. But my homegirl in Ohio said her location went up 25¢ on regular flavors)

It hasn’t even been a full month since Private Equity sunk it claws into Nothing Bundt Cakes and they’ve already jacked up the prices..

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Not the Old Black man behind the deli counter laughing in my face when I said “Thank you kindly” to him 🥹 IM SORRY IM FROM THE SOUTH SIR

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When both your out-of-state homegirls are crashing out at the same time and you’re trying to keep them from jumping into full mania via FaceTime

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Idk what worse: a sore throat, having a stuffy runny congested nose, or a cough.

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Anybody else get full body chills when forced to drink ginger tea?

Cherry on top is the person in question is a Black woman who was very adamant about “being white” and living a “white life”……

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Source said the only other outlandish thing she remembers seeing is Vaseline…..

According to my source, she came to her complaining about her kewchie being on the fritz and presented a list of other NOT-LUBE lubes she had tried and questioned if something on the list could cause the problems……..

Seriously y'all need to sit on that couch... this is not okay

first in my bloodline to see those words put together like that

Blue Magic??…as in…the HAIR GREASE???!!!!!!!🧐🥴🙃

There’s no way that was comfortable for any holes involved 🥴

Lube?!?!?!? I just used that in my hair, but ya out here putting it in ya holes….

What a day to wish I was illiterate

I rebuke it and you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Phone. Counter. NEOWWWWWWWWWW

I haven’t slept soundly since learning about it….

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Um……….. yeah wrong blue magic 😅 they were using blue magic HAIR GREASE

Can confirm that they used the latter. Not the former. 😭

…… yes 😭

"3 days? Y'all couldn't wait 3 days till I ascended into Heaven?"