“Waking up 4-6 pm in the morning” sounds as crazy as it’s relatable ngl (The sleep deprivation be kicking in 😭😭) /lh

Nooooo we have lost the plot whyyyyyyy 😭😭

You miss the Splatoon 2 heavy splatling kits

Can +1/Looking for +3 for Low Ink!
(Pleaseeeeee I wanna make alpha for once 😭😭)

Get back on the hot blaster :3

Splatoon 3 has really good special distribution! We have:
3 shooters with wail
3 shooters with crab
3 shooters with strike
3 shooters with cooler
3 shooters with screen
And…
0 shooters with zipcaster…

Good sign to start a 3rd acc smh

Prochara Wannabe?

Truly sad to see Pastry leave Splatoon. But I think we all agree that she’ll be remembered as a great role model as a player, a coach and a content creator.
We’ll miss you ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

Happy Birth… JK 67 uwu Chud Tuah!!!
(Side note I also post on Twitter once per year lol)

Lowkey I think this is worse ngl

Unfortunately when one of them dies, another one takes its place

New mains I’m trying out

I’d say it’s pretty accurate with vac 96’s insane pick/win rate and other similar range value options with good specials like pro not doing as good.

11.1 Zones Only Tier Lists!
Tiers ordered for specials, not for mains (only top tiers are shown)
The top weapons and comps have changed drastically since 11.0 and Splatoon 3 lowkey feels like a different game.
Comment your thoughts!

You ain’t chuddy enough to see the vision 👅👅

It’s not even close…

I was thinking of 300p but that works

The prophecy has been fulfilled, welcome back pencil

Hey guys, hear me out: /srs

The ‘New’ Meta

Bro I feel you. Everytime I wanna practice 96 in a comp setting, I get bucket stamper as my slayers and they be like “1 splash-o-matic with burst spam please”

Bc you’re grey but div5

Washed 22 y/o grandpa carried by the new gen div9s and the GOAT Jasmine /j

“Bait used to be believable”

That one wave breaker hop-scotch level from Alterna

Time to grind X rank!!!
(Crableg zones btw…)

“There’s more than one way to realize the legend”

I understand it now…

This app still doesn’t have balloons so I borrowed some from the grok /j