In Canada we do eh-gile.

We told them story points are for complexity, and time is measured in T-shirt sizes.

Brutal move from the evangelization strike force.

Smells amazing.

France: 𝒜𝓅𝓅𝑒𝓁𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒹’𝑜𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑒 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓉𝑒́𝑔𝑒́𝑒
Japan: Just so you know… this one’s gonna STINK

(it’s really good)

SIGILL issues

What is shoulder Bjarne whispering in my ear?

🙏

I'd love to see it! @lefticus.bsky.social you gonna do this?
bsky.app/profile/jfba...

Another motif is the play on the words nothing and noting. These were near-homophones in Shakespeare's day. Taken literally, the title implies that a great fuss ('much ado') is made of something insignificant ('nothing'), such as the unfounded claims of Hero's infidelity and that Benedick and Beatrice are in love with each other. Nothing is also a double entendre: 'an O-thing' (or 'n othing' or 'no thing') was Elizabethan slang for "vagina", derived from women having 'nothing' between their legs. The title can also be understood as Much Ado About Noting: much of the action centres on interest in others and the critique of others, written messages, spying, and eavesdropping. This attention is mentioned several times directly, particularly concerning 'seeming', 'fashion', and outward impressions.

Fun fact I learned about Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing", after having chosen the talk's title 🫣

I actually asked people at the conference about what the longest NOP was, and other silly facts about NOPs.

JF Bastien on X: "I just thought of a fun warm-up interview question for assembly dorks: "tell me about no-ops in your favorite ISA". I'm sure I'd learn a bunch every time I ask this! 🤓 Make it a @CppCon ⚡️ talk?" / X I just thought of a fun warm-up interview question for assembly dorks

This specific talk started in 2018 😅

x.com/jfbastien/st...

ADHD viewer: Oh I should look it up 🤔
Oh. Oh… (rabbit hole intensifies)

I slop coded one is more accurate 😅
It was a learning experiment! I probably used 20% of what I had slopped.

I’d say I’m sorry… but you know I’m not 😅

It’s pretty interesting! Not sure it’s true… but I want to believe.

Nothing really 🤔

Thank you! 🙏

My talk about "nothing" (what does a computer do when it has nothing to do?) is now online! 👨🏻‍💻

I had a lot of fun with this one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgl0...

nomnomnom

It builds with LLVM 🤔

furries love it!

The entire world is running out of RAM and for once it’s not Chrome’s fault. 🙏

MTG player 🤝 C++ dev
getting rid of UB

I didn’t understand it… but then it clique’d

a clique of graph theorists

That sounds spicy 🌶️

The duel location.

Oh!!! I challenge you to a duel!! 🤺
Kill Bill restaurant, November 11th, we’ll see who leaves the most skewers behind.

I would have bet on what costume you’d wear 😂

Woah even G+ has the vulnerability in it?😧