I’m going to buy it. I have to

Should I get my mom the pasta spy device for Mother’s Day in order to help the Campbell’s soup company gangstalk my family or nah

Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations Prego, the pasta sauce brand, announced a new lid-shaped device designed to record and preserve family dinner conversations.

Every day I read a news story that makes me feel like I need to apologize to at least one insane person in a John 3:16 van and today it’s this one

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

ghoulish

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If my pedophile brother got my grave vandalized I would be haunting his ass for the rest of his life. He would never be able to use a computer in peace so long as he lived

Language, even outside of social justice frameworks, is a tricky fluid thing that I as an aging white cis man have had to address and correct my entire life. Why create additional problems where there are none?

Credulous dopes like Ana Kasparian used that phrase as a cudgel to punch left for no reason other than to “sound normal” for her career and that’s exactly what Beshear is doing here. It’s bullshit that carries water for conservatives and we should call it out for being bullshit.

Okay but “birthing person” is also a useful legal and HR term. That doesn’t mean it’s a term people use outside of those contexts, nor is it being demanded by social justice advocates that we do.

This is as good as everyone's saying it is. The anti-corruption message is a good one, imo

I do not think anybody operates more effectively within the tension between the two poles stated in Hanlon’s Razor— malice and stupidity— than Elon Musk

"You let someone get into office..."

That's a lot of responsibility to be dumping on people you acknowledge are already pretty close to you in beliefs. Instead of berating them, you might consider what you could do to appeal to them, since, like you said, they agree with you on 90% of things.

Like why do this now? Win the midterms, have a primary, then make this case in 2028 when the dust has settled. Completely unnecessary and needlessly divisive to finger wag at this point, crucially without conceding any of the real reasons people sit out elections and don't vote for dems.

I agree, but I think it's a weird thing to say in response to a video of Cory Booker blaming leftists unprompted while heading into a midterm election that should be, by all accounts, a complete blood bath. Andy Beshear doing the same thing with that "Justice Involve People" shit is just a bad omen.

I will say it’s pretty bad ass that democrats are just doing Christopher Rufo’s job for him by making these terms up! Good work man, people will respond to this I’m sure of it

You know this dork is cooked because he’s just making up guys to be mad at now. Has anybody ever heard that phrase before? I sure haven’t

About 8 hours

Thank you for your service

That is so true

Wes was genuinely cooking dude

1. You have to respect when a band just comes out of retirement to say “yes we are still dogshit 🙂”

2. Suno could never recreate this vibe

It’s actually crazy that Limp Bizkit wrote a genuinely good album in 2021. People don’t talk about that

New pfp lets see how long it lasts

So am I! It’s terrible

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m really about to be late to my dinner plans because of this but I can’t stop

I’m going to kill myself man. Tonight I’m gonna do it

My favorite character is sort of guardian angel figure sent by God to help the protagonist assist Moses from being captured by the pharaoh. His name is, and I kid you not, Christopher Angelo Eugene Bozioni. My favorite thing about him is that the model is a different size in every scene