Ep 742: Uncouth Yet Highly Litigious
Estonia says social media bans don’t work. Australia proves it. Meanwhile AI gets linked to violence and praises fart music. Meta wants face-scanning glasses. France ditches Windows. Allbirds pivots to AI then faceplants. Don't like it, sue me.
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Ep 741: Moon Joy
Apple scrambles your workouts. AI giants, after stealing your IP, are angry China stole theirs. Mercedes wheels fall off. Amazon kills your Kindle. FBI reads deleted texts. But Artemis astronauts took great Moon pics on their iPhones, so... silver lining? 🎙️
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Ep 740: To the Moon!
Chatbots are making humans worse at being human, social feeds are AI sludge, “self-driving” cars still need humans (just remotely), Anthropic leaked its own code, Wikipedia banned AI content & robotaxis are trapping passengers. Sure, let’s add AI to everything.
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Ep 739: The Thin Black Line
Meta fined $375M for child safety failures. Musk lost 3 lawsuits in a week. Sam Altman compared to a Nazi. Netflix raised prices again. The Pentagon can't quit Claude. Reddit wants your face scan. But the thin black line holds! 🎙️
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Ep 738: A Sprinkling of Random
AI-washed layoffs, Meta's slow-motion collapse, Adobe's $75M slap, fake Tom Cruise battles, Dune 3, animated Firefly, AI run amok, psychopathic tech CEOs & we get angry at... well, everything. 13 years of this. You're welcome. 🎙️
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#grumpyoldgeeks
Ep 737: Monetizable Content
DOGE stole SSA data on 500M Americans. Pokemon Go secretly built a robot surveillance map. AI is homogenizing human thought. Anthropic sues the Pentagon. The Pentagon is still running Anthropic's AI. That AI may have bombed a school. Everything is beige 🎙️
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Ep 736: People Aren't People
This week: Microsoft's Streisand Effect, Meta targeting 5 year olds, nuclear betting markets, AI driving people to suicide & the Moon landing delayed. Again. 4,700 years to go - just another day that ends in Y. 🎙️
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Ep 735: We're Walking on Sunshine
Tesla dodging verdicts, execs admitting AI boosts nothing & cities smashing surveillance cameras. Reddit fines, Hollywood consolidation, Jack Dorsey cuts staff for more AI, Google’s alerts spit out slurs - we break down the tech mess you need to know
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Ep 734: A Bald Woody
AI goes feral, privacy takes a long walk off a short pier, robotaxis crash like it’s their hobby, governments sue everyone, and prediction markets discover a moral line & ignores it. But hey—Muppets, horror shorts, and great synth music. Balance!
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Ep 733: Predator Friendly Hunting Ground
Feuds, AI burnout, to the Moon Elon, scandals, data leaks, AI weirdness, mass surveillance vibes for puppies, media chaos from Star Trek: Starfleet Academy to Severance & Mandalorian toys - our latest episode packs all the tech stupid in.
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Ep 732: We're Not In the Files!
Bitcoin tanks, X offices get raided, Spain bans kids from social, Amazon finds CSAM in its training data, and Waymo raises $16B. Plus: drones fooled by road signs, Neil Gaiman news, and Dave vibes with The Muppet Show. New episode out now!
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Ep 731: I Want My 13 Trillion Dollars!
EU vs. Grok, Tesla kills the S/X, mass tech layoffs, Waymo in trouble, South Korea’s AI mess, and record labels suing for $13T. Then: Super Bowl 60, Ted Lasso, Highlander, AirTag 2, new Muppets but no Animal Crackers. Buckle up. 🚀🎙️
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I think about all the sad, depressing, angry, boot stomping, screaming into the void music that was created & I absolutely loved in the 80's/90's while trying to process the last few years & wonder what the fuck we were all so pissed off about back then. Walk in the park, really.
Ep 730: Ethical Broads
California tells Grok to stop making deepfake minors, Musk’s Memphis methane datacenter gets busted, the FTC keeps trying to break up Meta & every government on Earth demands your ID. Also, suicide pod CAPTCHAs, dishwashers, bad CGI wargs & cookbook noodles.
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Ep 729: Alright Alright Alright (tm)
Grok banned for generating CSAM, Meta nukes half a million accounts, Roblox lets Kurt Cobain into the adult lounge, McConaughey trademarks his face & ICE fast-tracks mall cops. The internet draws a giant phallus. New Trek & streaming price hikes.
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Ep 728: No Face to Shoot
A year after the LA fires, we spiral into AI surveillance & protest safety to Meta ads, Disney spying, Grok’s legal black hole, robotaxis at dusk & Tim Cook’s $74M payday. MTV nostalgia, holiday gadgets & tech support nightmares - we cut through the slop.
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Ep 727: Merry Slopmas
Hallucinating AI recaps, Tesla’s Autopilot under legal fire, TikTok’s shell game, Reddit fights age bans, iRobot sucks up Chpater 11 and “slop” crowned Word of the Year. Add orbital junk, fake books & sideeye for the holidays.
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I am so fucking sick of this waste of space.
Ep 726: Sycophantic and Delusional
Job Hugging is here, OpenAI’s in damage control mode, the AI bubble is overheating the grid, Instagram pricing games, Waymo gives birth & Uber is selling your data. Also: Disney’s AI dreams, EU smackdowns & Jason without coffee. Fyre!
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Ep 725: The Mistake Machine
Spotify Wrapped thinks we’re 82, Palantir thinks war crimes are bad for business & Google’s AI is wiping drives. Netflix buys Batman, Fallout S2, ROMCON, scientists invent the blackest fabric ever & solar flares require a software update for your plane.
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Ep 724: Sam Altman's Boutique
DOGE is dead, Apple and HP blame AI for layoffs, teens are lonely (talking to bots!), rich tech bros pour millions into fighting state AI regulations. Welcome to tech, where nothing is a scam until the money runs out. Also, an ASMR spa? We need a drink.
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Hey internet stop serving me ads for Stranger Things I gave up on that show two seasons ago k thx bye
From Larry Summers fleeing the OpenAI board to Nvidia tanking, Bitcoin crashing, Grok praising Elon, and a Tesla robotaxi driver asleep at the wheel, yeah, tech is weird. New trailers, open-sourced Zork, broken keyboards, and Björk turning 60. It’s a packed episode!
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Early, ad-free release of our latest episode "Don't Want No Samsung" up now for our Patreon subscribers.
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Ep 722: Does a Podcaster Sh*t in the Woods?
On the pod: sports betting ruins baseball, Facebook buys us off for four bucks, teens discover notes, Polaroids, Tesla chaos, Waymo freeway mayhem, OpenAI/Meta face-plant, billionaires designer babies & Joyce Carol Oates roasts Elon alive.
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Oh god yet another life situation in which my freakish near encyclopedic knowledge of 80s and 90s alternative music is of no use whatsoever