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Lyre, lyre, hands on fire. 🫳❤️‍🔥 Or...harper, harper, talons sharper? 🪉🗡️

Either way, it’s plucking amazing. 🤩💜

To quote Striker, “That’s pretty impressive.” 🤠🧳 Have fun! 🛫 🙌

TY 🫶, but I would gladly switch brains 🧠 ↔️ 🧠 for your artistic talent. 🎨 🧑‍🎨 💖

VILE IN THE HEAT ⭕️👿🔥

It just occurred to me that sinhabitants of the Seven Rings 🌈🔥, being all Sinners 😈 and demons ♈️, are technically circle jerks. ⭕️ 🤬 🤷‍♀️

There ain’t enough money in the world y’all could give me to make me say that Human Stolas is ugly

This man is fine in ALL forms!

"Sooo whaddya think?" Blitz asks as he exits the bathroom, doing a little spin to show off his outfit. He's dressed to impress in a dark red button down shirt with black suspenders. His skull pendant is fastened to his belt, allowing him to keep the top buttons of his shirt undone. "Pretty snazzy, huh?" Blitz asks the potted flowers sitting on the end table. He pauses pauses as he looks down at himself… and then undoes another button on his shirt. “There we go! Stolas ain’t the only slut who can serve up some hot titty action, am I right?” Blitz grabs his chest to emphasize his point, the plants snapping their jaws as if in agreement.

chapter 9: Blitz gets ready for a hot date with Stolas 💖 #stolitz
archiveofourown.org/works/588769...

I think Blitz’s birthday should be April 20th due to this horseshadowing 🫴🐎💚, because:

1⃣ 420 🚬🌿
2⃣ American Circus Day and World Circus Day both occur in April 🎪 (WCD sometimes falls on 4/20)
3⃣ it’s Look Alike Day and he’s a twin 👫

HBD! 🎉♈️🎂

#HelluvaBoss

timeanddate.com/holidays/fun/look-alike-day

🔴🤞🙏

Witch Stolas my beloved. #Stolas #Stolashelluvaboss #Stolasgoetia #Helluvaboss #Hellaverse #Vivziepop #tradart #marker

I need to hang this on my wall. 🦉 + 📘🌙✨ + 🌹👁️🦷 = 🤩❤️‍🔥

Get in on the latest trend. 📈 #DustBunny is currently trending at #1 ☝️ on HBO Max. If you haven’t seen it yet, hop to it! 📺🐇💨

Oh no! 😯 Sorry you’re sick 🫂, but laughter is supposed to be the best medicine. 🤣💊 Hope you feel better soon. 🙏

Don’t worry, a lot of people got their start in porn. 🫦 Just look at yourself in the mirror 🪞👀 and say… 🗣️🌟

You’re a legend 🐐 for starting your HB fanfic sexpedition with this fic. 👩‍💻 A journey of a thousand files 📑 begins with a single theft. 🫳🍋

It’s Customer Appreciation Day in the living world and we’re SIPverting expectations by Hellabrating the human Sinners who’ve SIPported us topside 🌎 for the past year. Take a peek 👀 at our ClasSIPfied menu and get to know these Sindred Spirits.😈🥂🥃🍸

sipsipsips.com/shh

#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #cafe

Using S³’s accounts as a repoSIPtory 🏦☕ for my Hellcanons 🤔💭🔥 is probably bad for Abyssiness 📉🕳️ …but I don’t give a SIP. 🤷‍♀️

Much later... Loona opens the front door and as she walks inside the apartment, she says, "Okay, I'm home! Stop if you're doing anything—" She trails off as she says, "... Weird..." while she surveys the apartment. Blitz and Stolas are sitting on the kitchen floor, covered in questionable looking substances. Stolas' feathers look ruffled and Blitz is smoking a cigarette. They're cuddled up close together, still wearing the aprons. There's an array of kitchen tools littering the floor, including a spatula, kitchen knife, and whisk. There's also a banana peel, two oranges, and a box of cereal that's spilled onto the counter and floor. Varies stains are scattered about. "NOPE!" Loona says, slamming the door behind her as she leaves the apartment in a hurry. END!

pg 17 (END) aaaand they never got around to cooking 🤭

Well done! 🦉♈🔥🍽️😗👌

VI (Vee Eye) adapted image of VoxTek logo from Hazbin Hotel (2024), © Amazon MGM Studios / SpindleHorse. Created by Vivienne “VivziePop” Medrano.

Wickedpedia entry for VIper: VIper (Virtual Intelligence personalized) is VoxTek's VI Aspssistant* for users of its paid tiers (VIPs). Guest users are consigned to a less effective version known as VILE. VIper is a more sophisticated Hellper than a spatbot, which has a tendency to argue with users. Along with its main competitor, ChatDUI (Degenerative User-trained Informer), VIper is at the forefront of the Emergent Virtual Intelligence Landscape, which has led to controversy over the rapid spread of this new EVIL across the Seven Rings of Hell. *The p in Aspssistant is silent, like psycho.

Our cupetition 🟢⛧🐉 has recently embraced Virtual Intelligence 🖥️🤖 and is promoting VoxTek’s VIper Aspssistant to Hellp customers place orders. We do not SIPport degenerative VI‼️ and will continue to use the current PITA system. ☕️🧋📝🤬 ReSIPst! ✊

#Hellaverse #coffee #cafe

Ah, so you’re also mASMRized 😵‍💫 by Assorted Sounds Maximizing Relaxation 🎧😴💤 (as I like to call them). It’s hard to balance a hyperfixation with tingle time. “Should I queue a reaction video 💻🗣️♈ or cue a reaction to a video?” 🧠✨🤷‍♀️

We’re only halfway through Cloapril 🗓️🕳️🪶 and we’re burning through our stock of cloacandles like Hellfire 🔥🕯️, but we’ve begun to re-Coop our losses 📦, so stop in to smell our Cloaca for yourselves. ☕️🍫👃

#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #coffee #cafe

And end his day with what's left. 𝗖⬜️🪶

Blitzø needs only two things in the morning: coffee and cloaca ☕️ 🕳️ 🦉

Thank you @sipsipsips.bsky.social for serving up top tier merch as always!!👌

Looks like Blitz enjoys cupwarming in the morning. ♈️☕️❤️‍🔥

Performance Review - pg 11/15

If you thought Stolas was thirsty for imp D before... 💦💦

“People need to be nicer to each other online” and “people need to develop thicker skin because it’s not normal or healthy to get upset at everything you don’t agree with” are two statements than can and should coexist actually

take me away 💫
(a NSFW stolitz hypno fic 🔞)
19/40 pages

#helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo

I adore The Circus so much as the episode that really got me into Helluva Boss... I wasn't aware that it had polarized fans back in 2022 when it was released.

One criticism was that Blitz and Stolas meeting as kids was... I don't know the exact criticism; people can dislike peak all they wish.