Yeah, this can't turn out well for furries -.-

I've been using plugyourholes.com

Minerva Professional Chapstick ... @doubleca5t bdsm is just sex for autistic people. you have a detailed discussion in advance about exactly what you're going to do, you do it, and then afterwards your partner assures you that you did a good job. Ideal neurodivergent social interaction

Abbe Lowell and I represent CDC Director #SusanMonarez. Contrary to govt statements, Dr. Monarez has neither resigned nor yet been fired. She will not resign. We have issued the following statement:

Back from Camp K9.

I love being able to contribute, and making pizza, corn dogs, and elephant ears in the woods for 150 hungry puppies is an experience I'll never forget.

But maybe one of these years I'll actually be able to have the horny, cuddly, freeing puppy experience so many others seem to.

I have not worked with that much dough in ages. That was a lot of fun, now to go cook it in the woods!

@junaos.cat came by today and we rocked out all that pizza dough and like 160 elephants ear portions for CK9. We got a ton done today.

These two things cannot both be true:

1: throwing a sandwich at a federal officer is a violent assault worthy of prosecution.

2: raiding the Capitol grounds, assaulting police offices & vandalizing federal property in an effort to interfere with an election is a harmless protest worthy of pardons.

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Looks delicious

Mostly insurance. Adjusters and actuaries get boners for "at-event ID verification."

This is how I feel being stuck at home while dough proofs :(

Had an awesome vacation over the long weekend with my snep 💜💙
@junaos.cat
It was our first time visiting Vancouver Island, which is an absolutely breathtaking place. We had so much fun! We're celebrating 5 years of dating this month 🦊🐆💜💙

A chart showing the difference between a tsunami, warning, advisory, watch, and information statement

There is now a tsunami warning in effect for the south coast of Alaska.

A warning. Not an alert or a watch.

Warning means get to higher ground or inland. Doesn’t mean things WILL get wrecked but the likelihood is high enough to get out of the way.

Hey I just saw an incident of domestic violence between other furries on Rachel Carson bridge; if you were the dude who had their phone thrown off the bridge by their piece of Shit boyfriend your phone is gonna be at Con Ops

A charcuterie board with toast points, brie, pate, salami, pickles, mango, grapes, eggs, fruit, and salad

Smoked albacore tuna with avocado toast, and a fruit salad

Overhead view of a sunken botanical garden, with fields of all different flowers beautifully manicured and curated.

Me and Ethos making silly faces in front of a Japanese archway.

We were feeling so patriotic this year, that @ethosviolet.bsky.social and I decided to spend the weekend in Canada. We found a cute little cafe, botanical gardens, and a country that mostly has its shit together.

Fuck I was right behind you, we could have had a mini con

What about when you message "AAAA FJKLSDFGH!!!" 👀

Well then c'mere :3

We know you've all been waiting with baited breath, but we are excited to announce that after a long, difficult hunt for our new venue, DEFCON Furs has found a new home at the Tuscany Suites & Casino in Las Vegas!!! We will be hosting panels, a party, and a lounge! (And of course badges)

DEFCON Furs 2025 Call For Presentations DEFCON Furs is a community supported group for furries, hackers and other alternative thinkers that promotes, supports, and advances the idea that we should be free to hack our own lives in a safe and...

Our Calls for Volunteers and Panels are now open, now that we've secured a venue! If you have something you want to present, or if you want to help us put on the fuzziest hacker con, sign up or reach out!

CFP: forms.gle/nLGCPFAJN7v8...
CFV: forms.gle/YdZTBKMJ3s2n...

Belly and pierced cock.

I should take some new pictures at some point...

BREAKING: A federal judge ruled all transgender and intersex people can obtain passports that align with their gender identity while the case against President Trump's executive order proceeds.

While this is good news, we will continue fighting until this executive order is blocked permanently.

The hero manages to find two orcs on patrol and they are very different from previous battles. It's time to breed some foes.
Part 1 of 2

#bara #kemono #furry #furryart #nsfw #gay #furrybara #fanart

A screenshot of a Windows XP error dialog that reads "Could not complete action because no" with an OK button

How it feels to have executive dysfunction

Never forget

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OC's Cliff and A'Mani having doggy style sex. Cliff is bent over with a flustered expression taking backshots from A'Mani who has a smile on his face. A'Mani is grabbing Cliff's tail.

Small top + Big bottom >>>>>>

YES. We can call it the NDA party.

Need Dick and Ass (but stuck here on my laptop)

Remote work party at LVFC 👀