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If you can re-post this I’d really appreciate it 👍

Thank you and congratulations.

Been to see them being made albeit 25 years ago.

Coincidentally I haven’t eaten one in 25 years.

Utterly brilliant.

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Advert on the Newcastle metro prompting the benefits of breastfeeding.

Back in Newcastle to see my mum and Geordies deliver once again.

Yes, yes, and a hundred times yes.

I’m 18 and feeling groovy.

My wife is currently enjoying a late Nettles with over acting Ronald Pickup. I’ve taken refuge in the garage with a glass of whisky.

My mate and her husband went on it to Corsica. It broke down and they were lucky enough to get a cabin for the 12 hr delay. A cabin next to a pair of Olympic stamina sexual athletes who filled the journey with a noisy horizontal Hokey Cokey. She said it was like being in a Billy Connolly sketch.

Absolutely gorgeous

It was a fab night.

Just a stunning song. Transports me to a mid eighties north London when I’d just met my wife.

Blooming marvellous.

Another big chortle!

This is “the Missus Wife” who has rather brilliantly redesigned my site. What she says - please have a look, and RT (or whatever it is you do here!). Thank you 👍👍

May I gently suggest a Brokenwood Mystery for dessert?

That has made me chortle.

If you want to talk mate drop me a message. Here for you if you need me.

Magnificent!

Utterly stunning record. Thank you for the prompt.

Happy Christmas Bruce. All strength and love to you.

It has been a three trouser day.

There were some flags dangled outside the Anchor but were soon hoyed away.

Love the wharf. One of my very favourite places with many poignant memories.

Allez santé

We are on holiday. My wife looks lovely while gazing into the distance. I’m manspreading.

Voice Of The Beehive - I Walk The Earth (1988 Version) (Official Video) YouTube video by London Records

And their rhythm section side hustle was also fantastic.

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Oh the sound of my heart being broken for the first time.

Marvellous.

Can’t help but think of this when I hear C’est l’heure.

What wonderful news. My congratulations to you both.