In a town where the faithful would pray,
Some sold their beliefs for a sway.
With banners held high,
They'd twist truth and lie,
As the light of their faith slipped away.

There once was a man named Donald,
Whose dreams were both bold and unbridled.
Canada and Greenland he sought,
The Canal and Gaza he fought,
In his quest, the world was quite startled. #51stState #Greenland #panamacanal #theGazaStrip

A King Cake so sweet and divine,
With colors that brightly entwine.
Filled with cinnamon swirl,
And a small plastic pearl,
Its flavor is simply sublime!

If a buyout comes your way with a rush,
Take a moment, don't leap in a hush.
Your choice is what matters,
But don't let it shatter,
Stay cautious, don't tumble or crush.

In person, much work is underway,
Offline, we make progress each day.
Though not all's online,
Our numbers do shine,
Small acts wear tyranny away!

In circles where DEI is the tale,
MAGA murmurs start to prevail.
They insist it's a guise,
To prioritize,
Anyone not a straight white male.

There once were some leaders, quite grand,
Whose politics got out of hand.
They'd pander and preach,
To those hard to reach,
Why not govern, instead of grandstand?

Good morning, New Year's Eve cheer,
Reflect on the strength gained this year.
You've grown quite a lot,
Through challenges fought,
With grace, step ahead without fear.

At airports, they're quite the delight,
Free carts for your luggage, just right.
With wheels that glide,
They ease your stride,
Making travel a breeze, day or night!

In a world where tech reigns supreme,
First world problems are a digital dream.
We fret when Wi-Fi's slow,
Or our smart fridge won't show,
Grateful for these first world problems, it seems!
#FirstWorldProblems

In a house filled with lights all aglow,
I wish you a Christmas to grow!
With laughter and cheer,
Family draws near,
May joy be the gift that you sow!

To Elon, Trump handed with glee,
"The bill that sets all rules free.
For EVs and space,
Safety's erased,
I'll return with your iced tea."

The richest man had his own spree,
Cut kids' funds and let drug prices be.
China caps stayed high,
While Trump did apply,
For a debt ceiling raise, got no plea.

In a world where roles were playfully spun,
Elon's ventures were second to none.
And by his side, with flair and sway,
Was Donald, the First Lady, leading the way?

Jimmy Fallon Gives Trump And Musk A Couple Name, And It’s Flawless The late night host debuted the nickname while joking about an imaginary conversation between Trump, Musk and Jeff Bezos.

In a world where roles were playfully spun,
Elon's ventures were second to none.
And by his side, with flair and sway,
Was Donald, the First Lady, leading the way?

www.huffpost.com/entry/jimmy-...

In winter's chill, a bully did sneer,
But with courage, we conquered our fear.
In festive light's glow,
We let kindness show,
And stood strong, spreading holiday cheer!

For Onion merch made with love and spite,
Order soon to make your season bright.
By Wednesday, don't delay,
For holiday display,
Priority shipping will bring delight!

In Missouri, where infants face plight,
Mortality rates give quite the fright.
While Hawley debates,
And action abates,
The need for more care is in sight.

No towels thrown till I do, my friend,
Big breath, locked in, to the end.
Let's push through this fight,
With all of our might,
Together, our spirits won't bend!

We're still in the game, have no fear,
Wipe your tears, hold hope near.
Defying expectation,
With strong determination,
We won't quit; the finish line's clear!

In a school where young voices once played,
A shadow of sadness is laid.
For those little ones, so bright,
Gone from our sight,
Their Christmas dreams quietly fade.

In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.

In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.

In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.

In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.

In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.

In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.

In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.

In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.

In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.