I am going to buy such a sick WIP shirt from Carhartt when I start temping...

20 Seconds to Mars... is that about #farts?

Touched grass and... BONUS a puppy showered me with affection

Well, praying to St. Anthony to find my lost item works... every time 😎

National Guard deployed in Boulder, CO

is a dwarf horse a small horse or one that is ridden by a dwarf?

both popular on instagram

420 is rooted in the cannabis tradition of... being in trouble

i feel bad for the #cancelrhymesayers community. i think they have a case but nobody'll listen.

charlie rose situation was very unfortunate. i do buy all of that. just appearing nude. 'ello luv

ok, they got tavis. he claims the pooching of subordinates was consensual.

they did NOT get funk flex. tg, tg.

minka da cat only appearing deadass broken... she wants her prey to think just that!

minka da orange cat on a pier. looking into the bay for a kill.

Who do you think you are? Minka is!

This guy seems very curious and emotionally intelligent. Well, the consistency makes up for it.

Great shirt.

I'm coowious, can we have another gween tea this morning?

NO. FIRST SSIP THAT IT.

This makes me feel... not so gweat...

CUCK.

Going Whitman!

may we not live in interesting times?

Selling some Springsteen and Van Halen vinyls

Describe the condition of your item

...in Rock n Roll condition 😐😑🧖‍♂️

It's probably not gonna happen today

U suck, Boston. Actually, we don't! It's like the pacific theater statue lifting a dunkin flag. most of those vets represented in that killed themselves.

I'm traumatized because I don't want the best for myself. Ok, I don't see myself in Seaport, sorry. Untenable baggage in that "neighborhood". I care about my thoughts... ducked up, dog.

Who are these guys pulling these weird rich chicks? Eh, don't care but interested.

The locals got knocked out 5rnds ago and reeling around like, referring to you, "soo silly" bleeding from the ears. the trauma of every single person here. just order the fuckin' coffee.

A draft is $10 and my cell bill is $15. Go fuck yourself, Boston.

My town, Medford, facing an identity crises. We work hard! Nah. We're bougie! I figure it's like Long Island. Sub-standard transportation & relatively lacking in wealth. The greener grass of some place w/ shittier ppl. Kiddos! Education bootlickers and their disgruntled boyfriends. Davis meth/ boug

If I have to spend another fucking second in Boston... shid. globe . com reporting on CoL, homers assemble "We have world class healthcare and universities" probably sells coats.

The goddam yuppies looking to lvl up wealth? ultra-high functioning dating "marines", also looking to lvl up.

Come & Go

You do not see me come, you see me GO

Ok, this band's from Brooklyn, but it might as well be Philly. God knows how they survive there hahaa

open.spotify.com/track/1Mipj4...

Just move to Philly for their God Tier music scene lmao

Silicon Beach, Silicon Forest, Midwest Silicon Valley, not even a good name, Silicon Redneck Communal Birthing, Silicon Crack Pipe, Silicon Skid Row

🧙‍♂️i have gatorade powder for the asking.

walking at the gym... isn't really "walking" the gym.

rand paul introducing state by state approval of intoxicating hemp. we didnt reintro beer and alcohol state by state. make it fed legal w cann. seems less than ideal & a shortcoming to american potential.