As a graphic designer, I love some white space, but – oh, white space. Never mind. Now it all makes sense.

When Republicans are in the minority, they don't disappear and say "Woe is me, what can we do until the next election?" They try every barely legal scheme they can think of to shit on Democrats. As they say, shit or get off the pot, Schumer! You look pathetically weak.

You too will love the freedom and liberty of America so much that you give up your own.

Dozin' Donnie

I mean all this guy did was sell state secrets, including the NSA's manual on how the US gathers its signal intelligence, and the names of thousands of people who had cooperated with US intelligence — not something really treasonous like remind the military what the law is.

It's just astonishing to me that you're blaming us for things that we did!

Don't you understand? He independently decided to be the least independent, which is actually the highest form of independence because he chose it all on his own.

You could really just repost one of the dozens of other clips where he's said the same exact lie and no one would notice. Save yourself some time.

It would be awful if anyone in the government ever lied to us again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. Just awful.

Big tough guy, better than everyone at everything, knows no fear, hates weak people – but very frail, might fall over without railings to hold on to for dear life, and completely terrified of stairs that don't move on their own.

Oh my gosh golly, how could anyone ever question the hard science we watched Trump pull directly out of his ass on live TV?

So we're ignoring the entire existence of the Fox News channel then? I mean, I understand why you might want to do that, but...

I always try to see the people with power as one thing and the voters as another. They need to be approached differently. Everyone doesn't agree with every decision Trump makes, even if it seems that way online. Everyday people can't be treated as if they are solely responsible for what he does.

Thanks for your thoughts on this. I'm in much the same spot as you with the confluence of these two things not sitting well with me.

We're all sitting around with nothing to do and dreaming of working longer hours for less money to make already rich people richer. You know, dignity.

Doesn't Trump own hotels? And don't tourists and business people usually stay in hotels? Is this how he bankrupted a casino?

My drawing in the book of birthday letters to my best friend isn't real, but everyone else's is. And they should probably be investigated because who would do such a horrible thing? But not me. Because mine's fake. Obviously.

Well that all sounds perfectly legal to me. Nothing to see here.

Album promotion strategy has certainly changed over the years.

With frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

Having your freedom taken away in English is obviously better.

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These are obviously similar things.

Unless you're just trying to butter him up to spill more tea - um, no.

Rat Fight!

An awful lot of people who have been in close proximity to Trump have come down with the worst cases of TDS. Any guesses as to who might be spreading it? I'm stumped.

Wait. No! It couldn't be!!!

Unsurprisingly, he just thinks it's disgusting because it doesn't fuck poor people hard enough.

They know it's you. They just don't want to hear from you. They throw everything they can at you so you get annoyed and stop. And if you do persist and get through to them, they'll just tell you nothing happened that was against their policies because annoying you is their policy.

I get what you're saying, but Asheville, NC is a very liberal city right in the middle of this. I lived there for 20 years. It's not just Republicans.

If the president doesn't jizz them up, they don't count.