I’m legitimately still pissed that the Dallas Stars exist.

I would trade the Timberwolves franchise for a Wild Stanley Cup.

What’s with the court side old dude in red pants? #wolves

If I was an NBA coach, I’d wear a suit in the playoffs.

Movies have led me to believe there are lots of secret covert operations happening all the time that result in many car chases, public pursuits and explosions.

Why aren’t they ever on the news?

It’s the time of year where I watch a Timberwolves game or two.

#HonestBandwagon

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Mason Miller has faced 30 batters this year.

He’s allowed 1 hit.
He’s allowed 1 walk.

He’s struck out 23 batters.

The other 5 were outs put into play.

If he keeps this up it’s the greatest season ever by a reliever, and maybe by a pitcher.

The Twins are like…

Calling my very first high school lacrosse game on Lake Conference Network tonight.

Wayzata @ STMA.

Tune in and make fun of me using hockey terms incorrectly! (I’ll try not to).

Was just on a call with 3 other coworkers. We all work remote.

My pup started snoring as she sleeps next to me, I mentioned it to my coworkers.

All 3 of them also had their dogs next to them as we talked.

Dogs are great. So is working remotely.

Why does the smoke alarm low battery chirp only ever start chirping at 3:54am?

Jesus Christ… also soft on crime… for real.

Rory McIlroy… soft on crime.

Santa Claus… also soft on crime.

Yeah, I think I do

I kind of want the yellow EGG SALAD hat

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“Give me back my son!”

Bobson Dugnutt and Steve McDichael

More like dechambNOOOOOO!

Does anyone else sing Jimmy Eat World’s “Futures” when placing sports wagers?

Just me?

Coo coo coo coo cooo

Shane Lowry looks like JJ Frankie JJ.

Is Jason Day wearing bell-bottom slacks?

Here’s a big secret of mine:

I like fantasy baseball better than fantasy football.

Unpopular opinion I know. It’s just more entertaining to me.

Whatever happened to tubular?

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You either were in a terrible accident, or really really like Project Hail Mary.

Hope you come out okay.

That kind of depends on the depth of your bench. If it’s a 5 man bench no. If it’s a 10 man bench you can hold.

So no one told you life was going to be this way.

Project Hail Mary was totally worth it.

It was so good!

I really needed one more season of Amazon’s The Patriot.

So many unanswered questions.

Absolute 10/10 show.