tfw when youre in the mood for reginos but its forbidden

responding ”vibe code?” to every outage like women named carol respond “vaxx?” to every celebrity death

priest: and so wise king solomon said “i will cut the baby in half”

me: ohhh. i get it. baby was a worm

priest: no it was a test

me: risky test. what if he’s not a worm

*taps the sign*

orange arial rounded on black text reading "It's now safe to turn off your spaceship."

"but did you consider...." yes i made this one too don't worry.

Novels are just comics as made by people too lazy to draw the pictures.

im always saying it

yesssssssssssssssss

fucked

I’m watching Road Runner and Coyote with my 3 year old. He calls the coyote “that terrible dog” and keeps earnestly explaining his mistakes.

collecting physical media: SOWING_REAPING__SOWING_PHASE

moving physical media: SOWING_REAPING__REAPING_PHASE

there was a misunderstanding, when we agreed to terms i had my fingers crossed behind my back and whispered "psychhh" when you were just out of earshot

just got a phishing email pretending to be from crates.io from noreply@crates.ws, stay frosty everyone

beff juckley

Dream Weapon, by Genghis Tron 8 track album

been a minute since I listened to Dream Weapon by Genghis Tron

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Nuremberg was an important symbol of German nationhood so I say with 100% sincerity that this is a job for Philadelphia

my fantasies lean more towards a comically large pipe wrench

it's wild how people don't read and also spend so much time on a text-based social media platform. it feels like reading to them, i imagine, but what they're actually doing is a quick scan for words their brain knows will trigger dopamine - & a lot of people get a dopamine rush from getting offended

I beg you to stop screenshotting and quoting the dumbest posts on the protocol, I have just this one human life and I want to see your posts and not theirs

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Until we start charging $7.99 a month to look at it, we will never unlock the full potential of The Moon

🏘️🏔️

The Breakfast Individual

depluralize a movie:

How To Lose a Guy in 1 Day

promo art for "aliens: earth war," in which a xenomorph shoots its second mouth through the entirety of earth

These photos of Earth from the Artemis II are truly stunning, and they put a lot of our petty problems into perspective: