THE NEW CRISPY TENDERS

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CARMAX

WHAT

AND AGAIN

"No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seas," the president said.

We will hunt you down if you want to keep the economy moving

Call the collar Orion’s Belt

Hire me NASA

Sorry, trying to delete,,,,,

Space exploration makes my front porch erect

With apologies to NLU, RORY COMIN’

Where do you know Who Are You from, the album, CSI, or the Walmart commercial?

“Toilet is no go for use” a few hours before LOS, this is fine

Is Arizona shitting the bed the expect-the-unexpected we expected?????

Coldplay satire band’s first single is “A Flatbed Full of K-rails”

Moon launch on 4/1? HMMMMMMMMM

Matt Painter: *sweating*

Tired: baked potato bar

Wired: unlimited bacon buffet

Who better than Kevin Harlan for a stuck horn

Okay RAYE slaps

I believe that’s what’s called Another Cyclone Classic

Play by play: foul, media timeout, free throw attempt, media timeout, free throw attempt

🤢🤮

Omaha is Nashville

Made stick blender aioli and had a galaxy brain “the sauce ties the whole dish together” moment

Gilbert/Jones vs Toure/Batemon, who wins?

unfortunately the vibe is continuing to deteriorate

Sighs in cyclone

You’re going to read this matchup as a different word

SC-UK

Go to hell Carolina
Go to bed Roy

“more useless than the Siena bench”

You can draft an email

Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.

McLaren double DNS

Demote ASU to the MEAC

Pleta is a beautiful galloping giraffe

Verbal statements required while driving:

Slug bug
Padiddle
California Rolling Stop
Fox body
Yep, it’s an Altima