im so normal about him #HazbinHotel
Posts by static king
omg no. a duck army. someone save him.
evie is so adorable tho!!! she would be spoilt rotten by EVERYONE. who could say no to that face???!
do not let his ass into arts and crafts.
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAlastor
extra: having a cannibal partner is all fun and games until he tries to feed you your own flesh
cw for blood/flesh, cannibalism
𝙽𝚘 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚊𝚕…
#RadioStatic #HazbinHotelFanart
Today's Daily Alastor!
#HazbinHotel
#HazbinHotelAlastor
i am a slut for hidden relationship radiostatic. i could read that shit 24/7 and not get tired
Alastor Keychain 🦌 Hazbin Hotel #fanart #hazbinhotel
Digital sketch of Alastor from Hazbin Hotel in black and white, standing facing left with an irritated snarl and his hands wresting on his staff. He is framed by a square block of red ink-like color behind him.
shitty stupid asshole who i hate (affectionate) #alastor #hazbinhotelfanart #immundusart
A 5-panel black and white comic page featuring Lucifer and Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. The first panel shows both of them in the dark. Lucifer is asking who turned off the lights. Alastor appears to have an idea, only responding with a “Hmmm…”. Alastor wraps a shadowy tentacle around Lucifer’s waist, surprising him, then cracks his back, and shakes him violently. Lucifer starts to glow as he’s being shaken. He is glowing brightly in the last panel, still being held up by a tentacle, with an angry scowl on his face as Alastor says “Ah, much better!”. Lucifer responds with “I hate you.”.
Lucifer
Light bringer
The Morningstar
Glow stick
⭐️✨
Credit for this silly idea goes to @eldyjambalaya.bsky.social 🫶
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotellucifer #hazbinhotelalastor #radioapple
“Alastor’s pussy isn’t real it can’t save you”
Literally Alastor’s pussy:
#radiostatic #staticradio #staticlovetune #alastor #vox #alastorhazbinhotel #hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart
i love it!
(also, vox deserves it!!!)
Very rude Vox 😂 (1/2)
#radiodust #radiosilence
he's got that fish (tie) on him (velvette will yell at him later)
#Hazbinhotel #Vox
Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.
Daily doodle 😀
Did you play the 5-disc version of Riven? When the mag-lev parks and its screeching mechanical noises come to a halt, and then in the silence you get mini-jumpscared by the CD tray opening up by itself. That childhood memory was one of the inspirations for what I wanted to evoke in DDLC's horror
#voxcest sketch cmm for @/SINnamonChibi 📺💙📺
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #VoxHazbinHotel #HazbinHotelVox
hahaha, im imagining him doing the nip slip like 🥺😏 to al and just getting a "oh goodness, put on a proper shirt!"
🦌と📺でBikini Car Wash🚗🫧
Today's Daily Alastor!
#HazbinHotel
#HazbinHotelAlastor
the jacket is incredible - i love it!
he would be insufferable pregnant, ugh.
oh god, im dead. i love this so much!!
fake survey; doesnt even have alastor x shadow or voxcest 😔