“Gypsy Rose’s mother is dead right?” “Yeah. She got muck ducked via stab!” #stuffmybfsays

Hi, I’m Cait. They/them. I’m like if two sacks of potatoes were in pants but also partially boiled, so, soft.

“Not to be too graphic but… have you ever felt like your butt… puked?” - my partner, just now

Me, to my 10 yr old niece: “How would you describe a meme to someone who doesn’t know?”

My 10 yr old niece: *shaking their head* “Just live your good life… before you die.”

Job hunting is so hard, y’all. Am I good at anything, does anyone know?! I don’t remember if I am even competent or have skills or can lead teams or manage projects…

Let me know in the comment section.

This won’t mean much to anyone BUT May May Graves said she liked my *gestured to my whole outfit* vibe, tonight. #purr

I told my boss I’m moving! I think the birds are back! I got to hug one of my best friends who moved away!!! I had a hotdog for lunch! The sun came out and is still up!! I’m about to hop on a call with my polycule!!

Hope is bristling!!

POLYCULE CHAT ON THE CALENDAR POLYCULE CHAT ON THE CALENDAR POLYCULE CHAT ON THE CALENDARRRRRR

I have spent longer than I care to admit watching slime videos (as one does) and determining which slimes I like and which I hate and then I actually spent money on slime.

So. There’s that, I guess.

If you wanna text a person “hey” or “hi” and have absolutely nothing else to say or no follow up or anything, might I ask you to just not? Or consider forming a sentence instead of just sending a single syllable ON ITS OWN. #petpeeve #iykyk #mymom

I’ve been (back) in therapy since about March of last year, doing mainly somatic work. I’d never heard of it before I started with my current therapist and it sounded a little woo woo, to be honest.

But I went in open minded and ready and it has changed my life.

Never listened to a single FKA twigs album before today.

Lost track of how many times I listened to EUSEXUA today.

I filed my taxes today, if you need any financial, advice let me know.

Typos on things you can’t change keep you humble. #caitthegrest