Might have to buy Tomodachi Life after this

I have something terrible to tell you

FUNNIEST SHIT BTW, I'VE BEEN RUNNING A JOLIBEE THEMED FFXIV DISCORD FOR YEARS LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

That's not what unc means: aftermath.site/unc-aave-afric...

So ummm she’s being taken care of by her grandparents so we have a direct understanding of who she learned some really antiquated slurs from 😭😭😭

I have to report, the child is using early 1900s racial slurs 😭😭😭

The most combative 9 year old has entered the ER and frame 1 turned it into a PvP zone 😭😭😭 She tried to punch me in the nuts while attempting to escape.

They were brought in by the police btw, and have hit exactly 1 person in the face, and kicked their grandpa in the stomach…

Hopefully future ones never end up in Las Vegas, that’s like my biggest aversion to wanting to go

This is marginally better than keysmash for file names, marginally.

Technically we have one, but the two are only up every minute and the other one is every 90s.

IDK if Monk needs one though.

FUCK YOU FOR CALLING THIS "UNNEEDED DRAMA" BTW, YOU USED AN ANTIBLACK RACIAL SLUR

IT'S A COMMON ONE IN OUR PART OF THE US, YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN DAMN WELL THAT RACCOON TERMINOLOGY IS USED THAT WAY

SORRY I'M NOT THE ONE THAT EMPTIED HIS SAVINGS ACCOUNT AND IS STILL DOWN $1000 JUST TO GET INTO VTUBING

I'm not gonna kiss your white ass if you use an anti-black racial slur in a vc with me and be pissy about it because 2 POCS AND AN AUSSIE call you out for trying to defend your use of it.

Then you post on socials that you're having a bad mental health because you're being treated negatively? SMH

a masked rider is holding a blue object ALT: a masked rider is holding a blue object

*Points a gun at all my friends*

I better not catch any of you under-serving a Brittany song when it comes on

😭😭😭 They had the GALL to blame us on Twitter back in 2014 for not engaging enough in Japan only Megaman Legends 3 press release events

DON'T GET ME STARTED ABOUT MEGAMAN LEGENDS, THEY NEED TO DO SOMETHING WITH THAT ENTIRE SERIES GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Latinx literally sucks as a gender neutral term and is basically unpronouncable within the linguistic context and enforces anglo-normality, Latine(s) is right there and makes sense. Don't even get me started on the people attempting to use the @ symbol as gender neutral...

OMG SIS LET SOME OF US GO HOME WE’VE ONLY HAD 2 PATIENTS IN 6 HOURS

😭😭😭 They are screaming: “Minnie, Donald, Goofy,” in the same cadence as “Sora, Donald, Goofy.” I’m crying, it’s like I’m listening to a play through from a room over.

My first yeller/screamer in 2 days and they’re yelling about Disney characters:

“GOOFY NO! MICKEY NEEDS YOUR HELP! HE’S FALLEN INTO THE DARKNESS! NOOO!!!”
- Their Mickey plushie fell off the bed

This is the closest thing to Kingdom Hearts 4 dialogue that we’ve gotten in like 6 years… ohh the pain…

Waiting for the Charge Nurse to start asking people who wants to leave early because we’ve only had 1 patient in the last few hours

The Binx pic is irrelevant but enjoy him knocked dafuq out

Before anyone asks, no that baby was not the patient, just their younger sibling.

Yes, the family is German.

I believe they’re in early episodes of Shippuden because Deidare was fighting Kakashi; also lowkey the German dubbing is intense.

I’ve seen many things in my life, but witnessing a 2 year old watching the German dub of Naruto Shippuden on their iPad was not something I was expecting to witness in a children’s ER…

Actual insane behavior because they opened up Google Maps on their phone to find the Philippines 😭 and said that afterwards like…

And to put salt on wounds, here’s a video of the largest cherry blossom garden in the world, Pingba Cherry Blossom Garden in Guizhou, China

Bonus, here’s the Jade Vine, a beautiful plant only found in the Philippines. The turquoise ones grew around the mountains from my mother’s hometown but they could come in other colors.

Chinese Wisteria

Jacaranda

Purging Cassia

Rainbow Eucalyptus

Chinese Wisteria, Jacaranda, Purging Cassia, and Rainbow Eucalyptus

Pink Poui

Pink Cassia

Palawan Cherry

Phoenix/Flame Tree

Pink Poui, Pink Cassia, Palawan Cherry, and the Phoenix/Flame Tree

I’m tired of white people

I was talking to one of the attending docs about my time living in the Philippines and they were like: “Wow that’s close to Japan, did you ever go up for the Cherry Blossoms?”

Bruh those are everywhere?

Fuck it here’s some unique and prettier trees from where I had lived

The worst part of this is knowing my representative is not gonna do shit

The government wants you to sit on your hands and do fucking nothing while they massacre brown people in west Asia AGAIN, people you have more in common with than any of the rich criminals taking away your rights.

DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT