* words of affirmation in these trying times

* so basically im orange as fuuckkkkk

(Missing Again Jesus Fuck)

* YOU SEE!!! THIS ONE'S FULL OF WHIMSY. SOMETHING'S JUST FUCKED UP WITH THE MIITOPIA ONE IN PARTICULAR

my wiggles that impress you insanely

Apparently a supertanker full of dog joy crashed off the coast back in the 70s and now all the groundwater here makes you feel happiness in a dog way.

* this thing always reminds me of some bullshit that happened that i entirely dont remember the context of. what SLUDGE

* .... ???

* one billion trillion years!

* I've been here since the dawn of time

how many times can you photocopy a photocopy before it starts to feel pain?

THERE IS NO WAY YOU WILL EVER REGRET POWERSLAMMING FOUR DRINKS IN A ROW TO KEEP GOING FOR JUST A LITTLE LONGER

A [Spamton] IS A TYPE OF [Small Leaping Animal]

Why did you let us think you were shattered? Why the strange disguise? Why are you doing a voice? Why didn't you say something at the trial? And Blue, can you please stop crying? I can't see.

....you are something else, yknow that?

* Im wearing green but you cant pinch me anyway cause im on the phone. Haha. jesus christ

I'm green because I want to fucking kill you

AGAGAGRRGGERGRSGGDSGSGHGAGAGAGRRGRGAGAGAGAGAGRGRGGAGAGAGAGRGRA

• [Check your pockets.]
You put your hands in your pockets and pull out an envelope with the words 'THE EVIDENCE' written across the front.
Within, you find a note in your handwriting. It reads: 'The Princess will end the world if you don't stop her. This is an immutable truth.'

dollars

[ Gesturing at the nearest sharp object ] [ Gesturing at the ground ] [ Making a threatening stabbing motion ]

* to mimic my sentiment from earlier basically verbatim. i could be normal about this and just start yelling until KRILL picks up the phone and fixes its shit OR ☝️ I could do something fucking drastic right now

WE CALLED IT

“CHUD”

* dire.

* theyre doing some stupid bullshit on tumblr again theyre making every place i exist in slowly more uninhabitable

* im a they of many talents and noises that could be related to other talents and noises!

* Run a goldy sweepstakes for my freedom right now

* I'm really trying not to yell at you every chance i get but this is really fucking dire you understand. I need to send an email

* HEY? HEY? /HEY??????????????/ BUH????????????????HWY DO YOU NEVER - WHAT A - WHGT - WHATTHE FUCK AMIEVENSUPPOSED TTT.

* [ spUTTERING ] WHD. wAit.HGHUH?