Yeah I’m fine with that and then taking an edge at 18

No but sometimes it’s other people they’ve brought into the house

I’ll work on it

Sounds like you’re a real big chumper

I’m okay with this ***TAKE PENDING APPROVAL OF RETURN***

I don’t trust us to best Howie Roseman at the bargaining table so it’s a possibility

Yeah then it becomes a rote acronym procedural too quick. The story needs to evolve as it goes

Alex Katson's Final 2026 NFL Mock Draft: A Bleary-Eyed, Sleep-Deprived Attempt at Predicting the Future Alex Katson gathered data from local reporting, independent sourcing and GM tendencies to produce his official prediction for the first round of the 2026 NFL Draft

Oh shit. “But Wide Left has also heard that edge rusher Jonathan Greenard will likely be traded on draft weekend, with the Philadelphia Eagles mentioned most often as the team making offers.”
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They did it

A lot of the job parenting teens is pointing at something in the house and saying “Why is this here? I’m sick of looking at this”

Though in retrospect the finale was a bit of a mess. But whatever it was still good dumb TV

I think I can help you out some there, Tom.

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“Ditto”? “Ditto,” you provincial putz?

Shrewdest negotiators in the league

Oh no!

The antilinearity of concussion recovery is maddening. You feel mentally itchy, agitated with the state of your addled brain. You are in pain, though it flickers up in different ways and at different intensities, depending on the day, the hour. You will try to grasp for a word to express the sensation, only for the grasping itself to exacerbate your pain. You can feel the physical effort of thinking. It's like lying down with a thick slab of rock on your chest that you cannot squirm out from under. Any movement only heightens the sensation of being pressed, as does any increase in heart rate or aerobic activity. You just have to lie there.

Victor Wembanyama has a concussion. I wrote about that means: painful uncertainty defector.com/the-scariest...

TV in the dentist’s office is showing a cityscape video of Lima and now I wanna go to Lima

No but I appreciate your effort there

The furikake bagel has my close attention

As a road grays hater I approve of this (doomed) effort

רק בעברית

“And then you get free”

OOOOOF

Nope. Everything will take work. Blargh.

Staffing it with actual, competent professionals would probably do the trick

It’s a Guy Ritchie series so they had me from the very start. I adore the man

Justice Dept. Charges Prominent Civil Rights Group With Financial Crimes

And a whole lot of sour www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/u...

Virginia passes redistricting measure that could help Democrats retake the House The referendum creates as many as four Democratic-leaning districts in Virginia ahead of the midterm elections.

A bit of sweet… www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Yeah I’ve gotten that in the replies plenty