Brb just pledging allegiance to his vibes

What listening to Robyn’s Honey feels like

The real housewives of the Blair witch house

Great song though

Who out here lying about a sample saying it’s a feature…

Bronwyn is so strong bc if I had to read a text about me on national tv that said I “married a man with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel” I would simply go into hiding

A yorgos lanthimos film starring Emma stone whose trailer features Chappell roan’s good luck babe was lab grown in a factory for me

There’s motherquakes happening on Survivor Australia vs the world that I never thought achievable

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

Growing older is just accepting that of course you need 3 remotes for your television

Just read something that made me wish I was illiterate #help

The gilded age is INSANE. What do you mean that a plot point is a guy trying to get his secret fiancée to be a bridesmaid at his sister’s wedding to an English Duke

Monday tomorrow after a long weekend

Did you hear? School’s cancelled because Kurt and Ram killed themselves in a repressed homosexual suicide pact

Barry Lyndon may be a perfect movie, but the Barry Lyndon edit to 21 Savage’s “A Lot” is perfecter

Bonus points if the other teammate is a woman who one of them dated in middle school

Just catching up on Pop Culture Jeopardy!… love how every man is gay and has his boyfriend on his team

Mistress getting sent home, otherwise…

Bosco winning a challenge on my birthday… rupaul thank you so much for this gift

“I’ve decided to go the route of looking really fucking good!” Bosco you’re incredible

M3(A)ga(i)n

Alicia Silverstone in a Yorgos Lanthimos movie??? I can’t wait til she baby-bird feeds Emma Stone in the most fuckass fisheye lens ever… This is what cinema is meant to be

Help! My bf mixed up his defense date with Cardi B’s album release date

Tove Lo and SG Lewis were so right… I can’t take the heat

Had a top 5 batshit conversation in my life and it lasted for just 30 seconds at a grocery store

I need to see Mistress Isabelle Brooks in the Traitors castle

Mistress Isabelle Brooks 😍😍

A car had blue headlights and I could only think of it as the Paul Atreides car lol

I would do unspeakable things to see Donna Summer live… God I love that homophobe