He raped kids. Fuck's sake. There really isn't any need to go beyond that. He raped children.

If the Jackson biopic isn't called Multiple Credible Accusers I don't care

Not to be a broken record, but why on earth is Ed Balls there interviewing his wife's work colleagues about a scandal involving the government department she currently runs?

Met a delightful person on holiday who also has the entire mannerisms and intonation of Kitty

So much to love about Spain. But the *music*, Jesus Christ. It's all like *that*. People take portable speakers on the metro. Like they want you to listen to that fucking tinny racket

Smoking ban for people born after 2008 in the UK agreed The

Cheers, Ken Clarke's crying x www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

You know who would have actually killed on Twitter/Bluesky?

Bob Monkhouse.

He'd have owned the short-format social media.

Can't remember who called them Sonewall but, yep

Another amazing painting I saw yesterday. This is called "storm on the lake". At first it looks like the younger man might push the older out of the window but the danger isn't the storm, or the fall, but the old man sensing his own mortality. The young man protects him. It's beautiful and tender.

Another amazing painting I saw yesterday. This is called "storm on the lake". At first it looks like the younger man might push the older out of the window but the danger isn't the storm, or the fall, but the old man sensing his own mortality. The young man protects him. It's beautiful and tender.

Four showers of shit, then the Greens. Bleak.

Por la patria

But it is tho…chatting with ai should be considered like chatting with a malevolent demon that may seem like it can help you but you can never trust it and it may well drive you into madness

Saw this painting today which is one of the most moving pieces of art I've ever seen. It's a huge picture and in real life you don't have to zoom in on his hand holding the bloodstained photograph

Oh god, who remembers the "actually it's a gardening tool, it is not a weapon, I think you'll find I understand everything better than you serfs do, ouch why are you kicking my head in" guy

Word of caution, you need to be in a good place emotionally to read it. It has gut punch after gut punch, but it helps you realise why it's called a gut punch. And how Charles Darwin wrote the most important non fiction book of all time - which was eclipsed by his other two

Sample paragraphs here. The first will raise a chuckle if you're British. The second... Jesus Christ.

I've read bits of this before but fucking HELL what a book. Incredibly well written, clear, accessible, devastatingly emotional at times. If you want to understand trauma, read it.

🐁☁️🎈💕

"Don't make me sleep in the Spurs bed, mum"
"Then don't be mean to the guinea pigs"

Loo-rdes

(I said this gag to someone else & felt it deserved a wider audience ...)

*You* shut up.

COMING SOON: AI + Guy™

Oof no

Starmer: "..."

Grumpy grandma! That's the fucking shit right there

The struggle is real

Nowadays we'd get three films about how learning to surf made the Joker man all SAD

"Thank you Q, but this time I've got the gadgets - and I know how to use them"
Lazenby 23:12

Ah, good point

A bag of M&Ms. But! I'm at an airport. NINE POUN.