turning to my partner with context while I watch the new phan video

Zedd Clarity is about smoking weed

Katamari makes me so happy.
Thank you, Katamari.

got asked the other day what percent furry I am. I said 30%. I believe the average person is at least 5-10%

The Sims (2000)

one of my middle schoolers drew nothing but juice wrld for two weeks

sometimes i type “hot dog” into google maps

this was awesome

Black-and-white photo of two long-haired kittens. One is white and ginger tabby, the other is a brown tuxedo tabby. They are sitting up on a brocade tablecloth looking adorably toward the camera. Text at the bottom reads “We is brothers”.

Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.

my wife is drinking portillos gravy rn

E.T., the desperate gnome, came to Earth to observe our diseases

it’s that the cheese isn’t even sliced. had to resort to shredded

The blue guy who licks you from Kirby……………. Goopey

nathan fielder count your days

cbd cigs been my girlllll lately, scratching that nic itch good

we’ve had our second cultural coming of Blue Dog (blues clues, bluey) I am ready for the new Yellow or Red dog (spot, clifford) or even Orange dog (kipper)

sexting but it’s just telling her how good her live show ideas are

the Midwest is sweeps of purpleyellowgreen

my dysphoria tells me I look like lena dunham

finally, an octagon table for an octagon shaped corner. perfect