here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
A perfect pudu 🦌
look, republicans set the rules of engagement that literally any bureaucratic trick is fair game and they just never thought dems would agree to those terms
The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.
I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals
A guy who loves the city he lives in and the people he works for
A graphic labeled The Mood Meter with axes labeled Low Energy to High Energy and Unpleasant to Pleasant. The Low Energy/Unpleasant corner is labeled “Mom would be sad” and the High Energy/Pleasant corner is labeled “Let’s fucking goooo”
Markets ping-ponging between bottom left and top right corner every time someone schedules or cancels a meeting about Iran
"commercial automatic toilet that won't stop flushing" unique horror of 20th and 21st century
Not overselling: This is fucking incredible
It's not that I'm against dogs but I'm a cat person because I still haven't met a cat that has worked for law enforcement.
the hitlerian victims of communism foundation on twitter: USSR pin awarded to farmers for "Mastery of Cannabis Breeding". Are these your "Marxist" values??
happy 4/20
people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser
the penne opticon
a little pop history for the day: the plant cannabis has been around thousands of years, as an industrial fiber. Peoples of the steppe and other traditional cultures enjoyed cannabis smoke for recreation. But little old Europe and the West? They never got high until almost 1800.
i love this for both of them, i hope all the lawyers have a good time
true crime brain has fucked people up so bad and they get really mad when you point that out. and also that the entire true crime industry is predatory and exploitative
IDF commanders told Haaretz that southern Lebanon is being demolished “like Gaza.” The declared goal is to prevent civilians from being able to return.
Both are war crimes punishable under international law.
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Naming my security company after the giant evil eye that, crucially, was too distracted to see the actual threat sneaking in
I heard there was a tasty meal
From Mexico, with great appeal
It's quick to make and could be so much harder
A spicy sauce to make you smile
It's topped with cheese and baked a while
The warming and delicious
Enchilada
teaaaa
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
four panel cartoon comic of a gray striped cat talking to its owner. the owner is holding an onion. the cat says "give". the owner says "this is an onion, it's very smelly". in the third panel, the cat sniffs the onion. in the last panel, the cat's head retreats into its body with a silly pose.
smelly
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MLK had a 63% *unfavorable* rating with Americans in a 1966 Gallup poll.
Nelson Mandela was legally considered a terrorist by the U.S. government until 2008 (!!).
People saying this shit almost certainly would have hated both and found a way to delegitimize their causes at the time!
what is the charge. what crime has been done
Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+
Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism
A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s
Looks we love
"passport bros" are not at all new and they are not "frustrated with modern dating" they just want women who are completely subservient to them and have zero power in their own lives
Ideal relationship dynamic
