Art pro-tip:
- Give your sona a dad (other relatives may work)
- Draw that dad in a pup hood, harness, leash, jockstrap and zonked
- Good boy

A drawing of a man turning into an anthro donkey, he has hooves for feet and hooves for hands, a donkey tail has split through his speedo. Long ears are growing from either side of his head and a mane is growing down his spine. To the side a man in a top hat holding a life buoy is shouting at the donkey man. The coachman says "Can island guests who have mysteriously lost the use of their hands please refrain from using the pool!". The donkey man is looking at the tail above his ass and says "Is... Is that a tail!".

If you have mysteriously lost the use of your hands, please refrain from using the Pleasure Island hotel pool!
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Happy Weed Day take the mind altering smoke and pheromone BO into your lungs and hold it until you cough out your free will for New Dad

Does he stink tho

An illustrationi of a triangle showcasing a pyramid scheme of hypnosis subjects. A leather man stands at the top of the pyramid holding a pocket watch labelled "The boss, in charge". On the next tier a rubber puppy and a man are on their knees, both carrying pocket watches and looking up at the leather man. This tier is labelled "Team Leaders, hypnosis subjects trained to hypnotise". Below them are a gimp, a puppy, a himbo and a punk, also all carrying pocket watches. The tier reads "Recruits, horny and happy to be here".

The hypnotic pyramid scheme where your hypno-dom actually has his own hypno-dom and so on.
(It's keeping the pocket watch industry in business).
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It’s been slow at the restaurant, but last night a table tried to split a side salad four ways

Toon hypnotist who cheats by reaching into your thought bubble and shooing them away before drawing the wonkiest, wobbly spiral in there. #TMITuesday 🌀

me, with my hunger to swallow sand: Looks up and opens my mouth. My stomach becomes hard and round as it compacts the sand into a pearl.

I also think eating the sand is the answer

This is a test to unlock Time Magic™

Have you tried eating all the sand until your gut busts the glass?

My body is hardening up again nicely and my hands and feet are getting rough and callused, all hoary. Workin’ man bod

😁💪👨‍🍳

He hands you the joint, but you're hesitant to accept something that was just between his toes, but he takes another puff and exhales at you, and you forget about it.

In fact, you don't even mind it when he passes a chip to you, eating it directly from his foot.

Just normal friend things, yaknow.

His eyes are honed in on his game the whole time and his hands are locked onto the controller

You’d think he wouldn’t know you were there if not for the way his legs are vice gripped around you, one reaching down into your pants, the other muffling your moans because they’re “too distracting”

Stoner NEET gorilla smoking with his hand-feet, using them to eat snacks, playing video games with them, scratching himself with them… and of course getting handsy (feetsy?) with you, getting his funk and crumbs all over everything

💨🦍🎮🫳🦶

Aperil more like Gaperil amirite

🕳️👈🦍

Aperil more like Gaperil amirite

🕳️👈🦍

A large simian-like gargoyle gives a slender mid-30s labrador what-for in the attic of a local theatre...

brockton (gargoyles oc)

A desiccated Christmas tree dragged out for collection on April 10

The neat thing about apartment living is that some of your neighbors are just out there rolling the dice with everyone’s lives like this

old pig

Sucks man sorry. Can you try the “grey rock” technique and just don’t give her political comments the attention she’s eliciting? I find it helps sometimes with my extended family.

Shutting the blinds before bed because it just kinda **feels** like that stops the aliens from seeing in even though it probably doesn’t

👽🛸🔦🪟😴💤

a cartoon character sitting in front of a computer with a teenage werewolf poster on the wall ALT: a cartoon character sitting in front of a computer with a teenage werewolf poster on the wall

Gulp

I see the vision like I get you

"Ugh looks like Dave's boys got the spiral eyes and perma-boners. Must be that new hypno-ray he got in. C'mere boys, line up for the VR chair!
*Sons in crisp white tees and tighty whiteys with permanent bright wide smiles* "Yes Dad, whatever you say Dad!"

Suburban Hypno-Dads in a “Keeping Up with the Joneses” style rivalry over who has the most obedient sons and the latest hypno-gadgets

🏡🌀

Emerald

Maybe this crazy emerald, I think it speaks for itself

Cool rocks observed

The line is hot and crowded with sweaty men it smells crazy in there

“Yes, Chef!” is so hypno-horny I love being a cook

👨‍🍳🫡🌀

An illustration of a man in a wizard hat on the ground rolling out various shapes of dice, setting up a character sheet for a friend. The friend is transforming into a bulky green orc man in front of his eyes. The orc is surrounded by stat changes and he asks "Why do alphabet attack me?". The wizard says "Only a few more stats to roll for your sheet and then we can actually play, champ".

Use the 'MAGIC' dice when setting up your pals new character sheet. It makes the game 'funner'.
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