There are few things as satisfying, on a Tuesday morning, as a good mutual rant with a colleague on the train.

Think the telegraph have recently done a similarly daft (?##***?) piece about a family of four spending £50pw on their groceries. Twaddle. Apparently. Weird reverse humblecoreshaming.

Great photo.

Why did Mandleson 'fail' his vetting? Apparently you can't fail but...

Check out the Warmley Wheelers, they look like they are having a lot of fun.

Wondering how much weed is building up on those us ships- aka psycho war machines? The longer they are there the more modern equivalents of spars blowing and canvas becoming weak away will occur. The more this gets drawn out the less effective they will become.

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂
Best with volume up.

Could you consider rigging a stout, taut rope across a room, or several I suppose. You could then sag, or drape yourself over it. You do need to be careful to secure the ends safely. For obvious reasons.

Remembering Will Wittgenstein opining 'Trump really is a thick wanker'. Clever bloke.

I both hope that is and hope that is not diconal, the princess of painkillers.

Oh to be young and in Clapham in spring, what fun.

Chafer grub

Found this big boy scalping the lawn, large and combative, chafer or staghorn grub.

Oh, gonna have to try and drag through my memory.

As Brookfield is worth £7m, Pip should flog it and put all the money in Premium Bonds.

These two have been at each other for the last week, now...

Never realised, thought, that ruth was a noun. Going to revive it in my own tiny, tiny backyard.

Feel the need to check they are where they are meant to be now.

Three for me, a big one, a normal one and a steppy one.

The coots

Bringing Buffy back to life was so tough for her, she was ready to go. Doing that again? I'm not so sure.

Quite like this go tease children, symbol, may scatter it around

We used to foster. One lad claimed to be studying Two men and a mouse. He did rate the book.

I thought Reform were in favour of family voting?

God ate my passport.

Oh no, Traitors Ireland has a great ending.

I use my school branded commemoration mugs to save cooking oil. One takes the oil that can't be reused and it solidifies in the fridge, the other the oil that can be reused. I quite like that they came back into my life as part of my inheritance.

1977 and we're gonna show them all
That apathy's a drag

Porsche wanker.
Porsche wanker.

Doublet and hose.

Red light jumper.
Red light wanker.

Doublet and hose.

Already filmed, they will never let it be screened though.

The decorated box.