just watched a redneck eating chicken tikka masala for the first time describe it as “if a country italian person prepared it in a chinese kinda way”

I'm still a big fan of TF scenarios involving someone going somewhere, going through multiple unaware TFs, and none the wiser they spent their whole day as part of the destination, like being animals at a zoo or something.

Captain Kirk to dispensary. Captain Kirk to dispensary.

Emergency dinner of rice, simmered sauce, and cooked spam

When you can't settle on something to cum to...
My cup overfloweth.

Omg we’re one step from hex maniac Meisho Doto…

meisho doto put on a goth dress for y'all, what are you gonna tell her :3 #umamusume #ウマ娘

ds1 moonlight butterfly fight:

does she know...

air shakur x fine motion yeah we gay keep scrolling

Actually, stop scrolling. Look at my yuri. 💻 🍀

#umamusume

I would argue that it is in character with “white guys are dumb criminals” but specifically that the Nazis have their own twisted logic of honor and shit the same way Walt has his own twisted logic to be a criminal. Walt is routinely underestimated too!

Oh, that's ore... that's ore of my comfort character....

#ウマ娘
#umamusume

I'M STUCK IN A LOOP

testament!

Secretariat flexing them muscles 💪🫠
||Comms for PWigg||
#Secretariat #umamusume #bigred

I just have to get better at asking for it without seeming like I’m desperate (I am, but it’s in how you sell it)

That’s such a hard step to unlearn because it’s easier when you don’t have to say “yes please ma’am I want you to render my mind senseless with the sensation of total submission” but there is an eroticism now to me in doing so!!!

You can’t just expect people to know how to act on you nor can you just tell them how to dominate you- you do have to let go of that control and whine and beg and be a good puppy… and *ask for it*

Just because it’s “comfortable” doesn’t mean it actually feels good and unlearning/decoupling that from enjoying sex is a big step for me, genuinely.

I think the biggest thing about making a better sexuality for me is adjusting my expectations- not lowering them, heavens no, but accepting that give/take actually does feel better than outright control or lack thereof.

lrp my goodness that is a really long video huh

Why's this video 10 hours long.....

#Arolewds

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Howard the Duck starts out like this weird punk-rock night movie and then becomes a daytime looney tunes movie (derogatory)

Enlarges The Gyaru

Give her lots of praises 💕
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dr. orpheus i drew last year

google map that says: Kroger Still the Thickest & Creamiest

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being bullied a bit is like cool water on a hot day, just the right thing. and maybe a little worship. nothing wrong with that!!