Be sure to read the whole thing.

Thats what im talkin about

I agree its a bummer

Had to cancel portland oregon. Sorry about it! Hopefully I can return next year. 🤔

This what it looks like when he turns one of his homies into a pedophile

I have to block you if you're saying that people who protested genocide were being paid to do so. Enough. Recover your soul.

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DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Iran's Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war.

Today I learned I can read German

voters elected decadent money man to make them rich, what they've gotten is warmongering fanatic who wants to cut their health care to pay for more bombs

This is why you don't have healthcare.

Quit tryna fuck!

Lol not me having to announce a tornado watch and potential evacuation at my show tonight chicago you crazy

No.

CHICAGO YOU MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE FOR TONIGHT SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO WAITED CAUSE YOURE GONNA HAFTA WAIT TIL JUNE FOR THE NEXT ONE SO MAY AS WELL GRAB THOSE TICKETS ASAP SEE YALL SOON

If you were wondering how the class field trip went

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Thanks freak am I gonna see you in Chandler

Chicago folk, go see this insane woman.

Chicago! One week. This is gonna be a silly good time. Stink in bio.

Bank of America agrees to pay $72.5 million to settle Epstein accusers' lawsuit Attorneys ​for the plaintiffs said the settlement represented the best option for their clients.

Bank of America agrees to pay $72.5 million to settle Epstein accusers' lawsuit reut.rs/4bCtm2D

I travel for a living and all I gotta say is good for them.

Stats on the number of TSA agents who called in sick at major airports on Weds, per DHS:

ATL 40.6%
IAH 39.2%
MSY 36.1%
HOU 31.7%
BWI 29.1%
JFK 28.9%
LGA 24.7%
PHL 23.5%
PHX 22.8%
PIT 21.6%

Chicago! One week. This is gonna be a silly good time. Stink in bio.

I genuinely genuinely don't know what the point of this kind of thing is. Trump is, quite obviously, not making or acting upon some sophisticated geopolitical view. Obviously. Nobody could possibly believe it, it seems humiliating to even pretend to believe it. What does pretending as much gain?

The Atlantic Subscribe IDEAS Where Are All the Campus Protests? Two years ago, students occupied buildings and colonized the quad. Now the same places are strangely silent.

Honestly, fuck off.

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

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