An image of the krogan commander on Feros in Mass Effect saying "stupid machine". The text reads, "GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*."
An image of Skyhold in Dragon Age: Inquistion. The text reads, "Y'all have no idea how shitty the wifi is in my gothic castle".
An image of Javik in Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "Randomly on this subject, my (Egyptian) wife had never heard of Stonehenge when I mentioned it recently, so I showed her photos of it, assuming she'd recognize the look but not the name etc., and she was just like, this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak".
An image of Sera with a bow in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The text reads, "Proficiency in both ranged and deranged combat."
An image of Nakmor Drack and Ryder in Mass Effect Andromeda. The text reads, "to my beautiful son, I leave this picture of a sweet dragon I found on Google Images when I typed in cool dragons".
An image of Leliana in Dragon Age: Inquisition in the chantry during 'The Left Hand of the Divine' quest. The text reads, "You gotta walk in rooms like God sent you" followed by "as a punishment".
An image of Shepard and Garrus during the shooting contest in Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "Just because I love you doesn't mean I'll let you win in Mario Kart. Fuck off."
An image of Corypheus in Dragon Age II's Legacy DLC. The text reads, "you and your dreadful little polycule haven't seen the last of me".
An image of Miranda and Jack during thier Mass Effect 2 fight. The text reads, "if you can't handle me at my worst (stabbing you) then you don't deserve me at by best (when I have my boobs out)".
An image of Dorian Pavus in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The text reads, "It's not narcissism if you actually are the best and most special person in the world".
An image of Anderson punching Udina in Mass Effect. The text reads, "(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement".
An image of Hawke in Dragon Age II. The text reads, "the average human was not meant to have this much lore".
An image of Commander Shepard being exposed to the Prothean Beacon on Eden Prime. The text reads, "sorry if I was weird the other day, I'm but a conduit for powers as terrible as they are strange".
the nvidia DLSS 5 meme, with Flemeth's frumpy model from DAO on the "DLSS 5 Off" side and DA2's Flemeth's sexy dragon lady design on the "DLSS 5 On" side.
i had a vision
#dragonage
An image of the Hero of Ferelden and Morrigan. The text reads, "I could be your loser boyfriend. Do you ever think about that?"
Me during the Witch Hunt DLC
An image of Miranda in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, 'calling your dad "my father" is just the socially acceptable way of saying "my dad's a bastard and I hate him".'
Ah yes, "Reapers".
A screenshot from Dragon Age: Inquisition. The text reads, "Wearing a mask slaps actually. My face is Not Exposed and I don't have to perform facial expressions for the neurotypicals as much."
An image of the Hawke family in Dragon Age II. The text reads, '"family function", I didn't know it could do that'.
An image of Commander Shepard leaning against a wall, looking downcast. The text reads, "I was having a baller day until the memories resurfaced."
An image of Leliana after a fight in Dragon Age: Origins. The text reads, "we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get."
An image of Kai Leng on Thessia. The text reads, "while you were studying girls, I was kissing the blade".
An image of Merrill in Dragon Age II. The text reads, "while walking to the gym I closed my eyes for a second to bask in the sunlight on my face and immediately walked into a standpipe. Knocked holy hell outta my snatch on that thing. Oh, devil, good morning to YOU."
An image of the Ardat Yakshi coming under attack by banshees. The text reads, "Well this is kind of cozy, all of us having a panic attack together at once."
An image of the Hawke family in Dragon Age II. The text reads, "I've got 99 problems and I'm not dealing with any of them".
An image of Joker in the cockpit of the Normandy. The text reads, '"can you multitask" yes actually, I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time'.
An image of Lavellan and Solas. The text reads, "get you a man who despite his literal decades of practice repressing and hiding his emotions to survive physically cannot hide how smitten he is with you".
An image of Jack holding a gun. The text reads, "this is what GOOD PUSSY sounds like *sound of gun cocking*".
An image of Dorian Pavus in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The text reads, "third base is telling you about my father".
NEVER FORGET